Why are YBW in love with Contessas?

[JumbleDuck]

I work for YM on a freelance basis. I was staff, but took voluntary redundancy a year ago. I haven't been in the YM office since January - and that was just a fleeting visit

Ah, I see. Well in that case, you can probably get away with these:

 

[Colvic Watson]

Ah, I see. Well in that case, you can probably get away with these:

Except he'd then be the spitting image of Richard Shead.

 

[JumbleDuck]

Except he'd then be the spitting image of Richard Shead.

Well then, as long as Richard doesn't diss Contessas he'll be fine.