Whose got my lifejacket and whose have I got?

[MoodySabre]

What a great day/evening on the river!

Anyway - I discovered that I have a Seago 150N red LJ that is not mine. Their is no name in it so it is not the one Fi had lost at the pirate do. I have lost a newish red 175N auto harness LJ (can't remember what make).

Suspects are the Beyond Reason crew or that seafaring reprobate who dreams of pipes. OR is that Chellers chappy - ah he could be the culprit. What say you blaggards!

 

[Sy-Revolution]

Fi found hers, on the boat! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif So it's definately not hers .......

 

[FullCircle]

Is this the Marine version of throwing your car keys into a circle?

 

[Auntie Helen]

If it is, Mr Chellers isn't allowed to play! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[MoodySabre]

I think it may be too late for that - he may have been the first to play! Woz it 'im?

 

[flipper]

Hi Roger

Bernie has Seago manual life jackets. I'm sure she'll be along shortly with her comments. Mine is a crewsaver. How come you've one missing if you only wore one? (the one we tested /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif) CPD had his own with him when I collected him from Titchmarsh

Patrick

 

[MoodySabre]

Thanks Patrick - you may stand down.

The only peeps who have been on board with their own LJs would seem to be CPD and James Chellers. One has put himself beyond interrogation - the other remains strangely silent.

 

[Auntie Helen]

Nope, not 'im. We don't have any Seagos (we have CSRs) and he didn't bring one anyway (or take one away).

The Mystery of the Morphing Lifejacket...

 

[MoodySabre]

Hmmm - the plot thins......

 

[eastcoastbernie]

Hello Roger.

I stand accused of stealing a Seago lifejacket sometime during the Pirate Weekend. Here is my defence/alibi:

At the start of the pirate weekend I had 2 Seago lifejackets. (One of my 3 lifejackets had been sent back to Seago for repair/checking).

These were issued as follows: one to be worn by me, one to be left on the boat. CPD brought his own. Flipper brought his own.

When we returned to our dinghy (in a rather jolly mood), it had a few lifejackets in it. One had inflated (yours). One I tried to put on before deciding it was sized to fit a gorilla. (CPD's). One was just right (mine). Flipper found his and put it on.

On the Sunday morning, Flipper and I both put on our lifejackets. There did not appear to be any left over.

When Seago returned my third lifejacket, I was back to three lifejackets.

Seago sent a new bag with my lifejacket, so I now have a spare bag. But no spare lifejacket on the boat.

I plead not guilty. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

[MoodySabre]

An unconditional apology for any stain on your character will be published in Friday's edition of the Daily Sport.

As good old Oscar Wilde said "A gentleman never offends unintentionally" /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[eastcoastbernie]

I'll look out for it!

I'll cancel the call to my solicitors instructing him to start a case for libel against you.

/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[FullCircle]

Think you would have more success with defamation.

What do you want me to do with that old lifejacket you left with me?

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

that'll be a 'libel jacket' then.... boom boom.....

 

[eastcoastbernie]

Oh Jim, you obviously didn't do law at college like wot I did.

I know wot defamation is. And libel. And slander. And I woz right. And so were you.

B

 

[bastonjock]

ive just popped out to my truck to check,i have two seago lifejackets 150n with no names on them,i thought id check just incase there had been a mix up

Not guilty melord /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Auntie Helen]

MrChellers double checked this weekend, definitely no Seago lifejackets. Has it come to light yet?

 

[MoodySabre]

The answer to this enigma is still 300 miles from Start Point. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif