Where did this go?

[steve_cronin]

(from Jimi a few minutes ago)

"Divorced Yachtsman Seeks Love

Spotted in latest YM

Bitter, disillusioned yachtsman lately rejected by long-time partner
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this
cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches."


Did he pull it? Was it pulled by "the Hand of God"?

If it's true then this highly Un-PC advertisement must be reported to Eddie Mair of the BBC Thought Police immediately! (it should make tonight's PM)

My mag is at home so I can't verify it.

Steve Cronin






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[jimi]

Public Enqury wanted

Steven, there was me thinking you were a good honest straightforward citizen, bit like John Prescott and then you come out with a dossier like this. We need an enquiry .. I nominate Fatipa as chairman.

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[steve_cronin]

Re: Public Enqury wanted

Why did you pull it?

The public want answers1

STEVE cRONIN

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[jimi]

Re: Public Enqury wanted

Your intelligence sources are obviously not to be trusted and ermm...

SWMBO would have given me a good spanking if she'd spotted it!

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[steve_cronin]

Re: Public Enqury wanted

Then why did yu.........................Oh never mind!

Steve Cronin

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[zefender]

Re: Public Enqury wanted

Doubtless just a sexed up report

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[jimi]

From Ireland\'s Own

Galway sailor, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.




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[zefender]

Re: From Scottish Tiddlywinker Weekly

Skipper, GSOH but neglected cockpit, seeks Roger.

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[milltech]

Re: Sort of on this subject NB

I quite like this one from Private Eye -

Stunning Guy, 50's (looks 12); dog, country cottage; into space, writing, animals, antiques, trees; seeks non-smoking, non-ugly temptress to mow lawn.



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http://www.on-line-marine.com

 

[Twister_Ken]

Re: Public Enqury wanted

If I asked nicely, would she give me a good spanking too?

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