What's the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

[Sgeir]

What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Nail his feet to the floor and put on a Jimmy Shand record.







Must go and see to the hogs. Good night all.

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[StephenSails]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Take away his ability to moan? joking!

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[masterofnone]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Remind him just how much the Holyrood parliament building cost.

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[Sgeir]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

It's very nice and thank you for your generous contribution.

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[masterofnone]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

No prob's , we took it from your oil revenues that we stole from you.

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[kds]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Rebuild Hadrian's wall - with him on the North side !
Ken

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[masterofnone]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

It would appear to be reminding you of the black gold.as it killed this thread stone dead

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[snowleopard]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsma

make him move to england?

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[ccscott49]

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Don't you mean make him move back to Scotland?


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[jonjo]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Remind him that union with England was prompted by successive failures to establish an independent Scottish colony in the New World.

Sorry about this boring post ;-)

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[mirabriani]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Tell all and sundry exactly what he wears under the kilt!

Unless, of course it is nothing.

(I am being the straight man here)

Regards Briani

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[moodycruiser]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Hide the Fray Bentos !

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[jimi]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Ask him which part of Yorkshire his parents came from!

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[aitchw]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Refuse to batter his Mars Bar.

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[webcraft]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

In the beginning when God was creating the world, he was sitting on a cloud telling his pal the Archangel Gabriel what he had planned for Scotland.

" Gabby," says he, "I'm going to give this place high majestic mountains, purple glens, soaring eagles, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky coloured nectar can be made, green, lush, spectacular golf courses, coal in the ground, oil under the sea,...gas . . . "

" Hold up! Hold up!" interrupted Gabriel, " Are you not being a bit too generous to these Scots ? "

Back came the Almighty's reply:

" Not really, wait until you see the neighbours I'm giving them !!! ".

- Nick



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[aitchw]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

And after all we've done for you!

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[Rowana]

Telephone !

An Englishman went to a church, and on the wall was a telephone with a sign - "Direct line to God - £10.00 a minute.

That's too expensive, he thought.

Then he went to a church in Wales, and on the wall was a telephone with a sign - "Direct line to God - £10.00 a minute".

The same in Ireland - on the wall was a telephone with a sign - "Direct line to God - £10.00 a minute".


Then he came to Scotland, and there was the telephone - Direct line to God - 5p an hour".

He goes to see the minister. "How come it's £10.00 a minute in England, Wales & Ireland, but onlt 5p for an hour in Scotland?"

"Well you see, from here it's a local call ! ! "

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[Sgeir]

Re: Telephone !

Jim, how true, how true.

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[aitchw]

Re: Telephone !

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it.

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[Keith]

Re: What\'s the worst thing you can do to a Scotsman?

Put lemonade in his whisky!!!

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