Whats the funniest boat name you ever saw???

[Brayman]

A couple on the Thames:

Farce about Ace
and
Soddum Hall

 

[Kawasaki]

Re: Name a Boat

I know!
Wind Dreemer.
Or, Ten nots!

 

[mainshiptom]

Re: Name a Boat

A boat I was looking at
itskinus


Tom

 

[Whitelighter]

Re: Name a Boat

Tom,

Have you successfully bought anything yet. What happened with the Whitewater Wolfe? That looked promising.

 

[nyx2k]

i saw a speedboat at the weekend called "cupid stunt" from the kenny everett vidio show i think

 

[Lakesailor]

Would you drive around in a boat with that name on?

Lots of sagely nodding people on other boats.

 

[maybh1]

One one MBM Cruise we were in company with a lovely boat called Surf Ashore - and thats exactly what she did. Ended up on the rocks outside Piampol.

As if his boat name was not prophetic enough the skipper wrote to us some time later and his house name was "Burnt Ash"

 

[mainshiptom]

Re: Name a Boat

I am nearly nearly there ! Fingers crossed, I have had to raise my offer ! I find that hard thing to do !

Tom

 

[PeteCooper]

Re: Name a Boat

The boat I race on used to be called 'Panty Thief'. There is also a wee boat on The Clyde called 'Buckie Lugger'.

 

[Alistairr]

Is it not Peter Stringfellows??

Al.

 

[muckypup]

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Catamaran belonging to a gynaecologist called "itchy pussy"

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You mean this one?

Steve

 

[longjohnsilver]

Appropriately on a jetski

Arsehole 2

 

[ari]

Saw a very fast Phantom 25 with twin Merc XR2 race tuned outboards once called "Kin-Ell", thought that was rather appropriate.

There's a sports fisher called "Fishfull Thinking", like that.

But my favourite is the large motoryacht belonging to Mr. Burns, the nuclear powerplant owner in The Simpsons, called "Gone Fission". /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[jhr]

I've always been a bit suspicious of this story, but a few years back, one of the Magazines (prob. MBY) reported being in a coastguard station and hearing a call from a boat called "Arm and a Leg"

"Solent Coast guard, this is Arm and a Leg over"........................ /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Woodlouse]

Years ago in Dartmouth I saw a trimaran called Stampede of Cowes.

But the prize in my opinion I saw in Sweden. It was a Finnish boat so I can only assume the intention was innocent...

 

[wakeup]

Thats the one, down on the mumbles?

 

[mjf]

Excellent pix.

I forgot another quite good one on an Echells raggie that was a horrid colour - so the new owner called it "Fugly"

 

[ValleyForge]

'Vanilla', Glasgow registered. (But I had just re-read about the infamous ice creams wars...).

 

[muckypup]

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Thats the one, down on the mumbles?

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Yep!

S.

 

[Hurricane]

[ QUOTE ]
Catamaran belonging to a gynaecologist called "itchy pussy"

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OK - so if you are getting into Hurricane Cats then there's mine as well.

I wonder if anyone can guess why she's called "Splat"