Whats the funniest boat name you ever saw???

Questor

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There's a boat in Gosport called "Hard-on"

Also, seen a couple of RIBS, one called "She Got the House" and the other "Ribbed for Pleasure"
 

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I did hear a funny one once, I was out teaching and a boat asked for a radio check, it went something like this -

Solent Coastguard, Solent Coastguard, Solent Coastguard this is Big Boy can I have a radio check please?

and the surprising response from SCG was

Hello Big Boy

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/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif well it appealed to my sense of humour

hehe
 

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'Slippery when wet' was seen on a sleek looking speedboat leaving The Ferry boat on Hayling - the owner clearly bragging about his well polished hull.
 

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Funny peculiar, rahter than funny haha perhaps, in monaco

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Quite possibly the one on my first boat!

'On the Pull' was a 13' speedboat with no confirmed identity or year of manufacture. White hull, red topsides which looked like they had been artexed and a blacked out windscreen. 50hp Mercury with no electric start and manual tilt!

Never forget being in Yarmouth and my co-owner driving round and round the harbour waiting for me to park the trailer! Suddenly 'On the Pull' had a different meaning to the water skiing i hoped it referred to!

Luckily no VHF, so no embarassing radio calls!

The next was Full Tilt 2
 
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