Whats the funniest boat name you ever saw???

[Argonautical]

I could kick this off but I'm not sure how to!! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I saw a cracker last weekend on a sailing yacht!
????

jas.

 

[adrianb]

go -on start us off then !


Adrian
www.cleanandshiny.co.uk

 

[Whitelighter]

My first boat was called 'the other woman' - SWMBO renamed it after purchase.

There used to be a sailing boat up the Beaulie river called 'Boll<span style="color:black">ock</span>s'

 

[SkipperMarv]

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I saw a cracker last weekend on a sailing yacht!
????

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Comon now, that isn't fair, tell tell tell






PLEEZE?

 

[Argonautical]

ANKER...Or was it ANKA?? I cant remember! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Questor]

There's a boat in Gosport called "Hard-on"

Also, seen a couple of RIBS, one called "She Got the House" and the other "Ribbed for Pleasure"

 

[wakeup]

Catamaran belonging to a gynaecologist called "itchy pussy"

 

[stelican]

"Harbour Master". The name of my next boat. should be fun

 

[B175Chris]

Saw one in France called Tit'n'Nicks - obviously a play on Titanic, porn baron perhaps? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[SkipperMarv]

I did hear a funny one once, I was out teaching and a boat asked for a radio check, it went something like this -

Solent Coastguard, Solent Coastguard, Solent Coastguard this is Big Boy can I have a radio check please?

and the surprising response from SCG was

Hello Big Boy

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/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif well it appealed to my sense of humour

hehe

 

[Bigwash]

'Slippery when wet' was seen on a sleek looking speedboat leaving The Ferry boat on Hayling - the owner clearly bragging about his well polished hull.

 

[benjenbav]

My personal favourite is "Slipper 1" - a photo was posted on here some time ago.

 

[jfm]

Funny peculiar, rahter than funny haha perhaps, in monaco

 

[Argonautical]

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LMBO

I knew this would get out of hand!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Nat]

Pistol night.
In my marina in Spain.
Slopalongplacidly.
On a narrow boat on the upper Thames

 

[andy_wilson]

There is a dory called Arbour Hamster in Salcombe.

 

[Dyflin]

There's an old wooden yacht in our marina called "Gay Gannet" /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[Overdraught]

Quite possibly the one on my first boat!

'On the Pull' was a 13' speedboat with no confirmed identity or year of manufacture. White hull, red topsides which looked like they had been artexed and a blacked out windscreen. 50hp Mercury with no electric start and manual tilt!

Never forget being in Yarmouth and my co-owner driving round and round the harbour waiting for me to park the trailer! Suddenly 'On the Pull' had a different meaning to the water skiing i hoped it referred to!

Luckily no VHF, so no embarassing radio calls!

The next was Full Tilt 2

 

[landlockedpirate]

'Mums new kitchen'

Seen on a ski boat in the Eighties.

Mark

 

[BlueSkyNick]

on the hard standing in Almerimar, a yacht called "Phakawi".

Makes the Mayday message a little easier, as in "We're the Phakawi" /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif