macnorton
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Re: Name a Boat
My first boat was called "oops sorry"
My first boat was called "oops sorry"
Whats the funniest boat name you ever saw???
- Thread starter Argonautical
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Richard10002
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Re: Name a Boat
I always chuckle when I recall BUTTOCK UP on a laser in Abersoch in the late '70's.
Used to sail on a GK24 called GET KNOTTED
I always chuckle when I recall BUTTOCK UP on a laser in Abersoch in the late '70's.
Used to sail on a GK24 called GET KNOTTED
Kawasaki
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Re: Name a Boat
"Substitute" and "Slippy" have gone before,
So what name to give Your boat
I,m sure,
Some Wag on ere will elp
To name the craft that needs no help
To reach the Limit 3 times over
Even though the Skipper's sober
64434 ads up to 21
Any smart Names anyone? /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
"Substitute" and "Slippy" have gone before,
So what name to give Your boat
I,m sure,
Some Wag on ere will elp
To name the craft that needs no help
To reach the Limit 3 times over
Even though the Skipper's sober
64434 ads up to 21
Any smart Names anyone? /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
cliff
Well-Known Member
Any of these ring a bell with anyone?
19th Hole
AFEICA (Another Flipping (F@$%in') Experience I Can't Afford)
After Taxes
Allmine
Almost Home
Aloan Again
Aloan at Last
Always Something
Amateur Hour
AnotherDistraction
Anticipation
Anytime
APAT (Another Payment Another Toy)
Aquabums
At Eaze
Atsa Ma Boat
Aye Sea U
B.O.A.T. (Break Out Another Thousand)
Backlash
Bad Habit
Bad Influence
Bare Bottom
Barefoot
Barely A Wake
Beached Buoys
Beats Shopping
Been There
Blew Too Much
Blood & Curses
Blood, Sweat, & Beers
Blow Job
Boatrupt
Boatweiser
Boomer
Boys 'N' Toys
Budget Bender
Buoy, Oh Buoy!
Cache 22
Captain's Choice
Catchu
Cause For Divorce
Channel Surfer
Charged It
Cheap Thrills
Cheers
Chirrosis of the River
Chub Tub
Clairebuoyant
Clueless
Coastal Creation
Cockpit Commando
College fund
College Tuition
Come Monday
Constant Sea
Contagious
Continuum
Cool Change
CostaLotta
Cove Dweller
Crewless
Crooked
Cyber Ship
Da Bote
DaBoyz Toyz
Daddy's Delight
Daddy's Money
Dad's Toy
Deduction
Deeper In Debt
Deeper Yet
Deferred Maintenance
Devocean
Dock Holiday
Dock-a-dent (decadent)
Dockbuster
Docked Wages
Don't Panic (written upside down)
Double Trouble
Drifter
Empty Pockets
End of The Rope
Endorfin
Enufís Enuf
First Born
Fishfull Thinking
Fog Ducker
Footloose
For Fun
For Sail
Forced Impulse
Four Fun 2
Fun Money
Getta Round Tuit
Going Concern
Good Enuf
Grounds for Divorce
Had To Have It
Harvey Dockbanger
Helmroid
His,Hers & Ours
Hole in the Water
Homeless
HOOF ARTED
Hull Buster
I'm Breaking Wind
In D Red
It'll Do
Jolly Dodger
Joyride
Just Add Water
Just for the Hull of It
Just-A-Nutter Payment
Justified Expense
Keep'r Wet
Last Call
Last Laugh
Likely Excuse
Long Wait
Loose Nut
Makin' Memories
Medicinal Purposes
Miss Behavin'
Miss Goody Two Screws
Mom's Mink
N 2 Deep
Never Again
Never Again 2
Never Enough
Notta-Yachta
Off road
On The Virg
One For Fun
Our Toy
Over Indulgence
Over the Edge
Paci Fire
Pair-A-Dice
Par-Tee-Tyme
Pepsea
Pier Pressure
Pipe Dream
Playpen
Pontoony
Prop a Sea (prophecy)
Propbuster
Pump it Up
Pure Pleasure
Put-Put
Quit Wishing
Radar Rider
Reckless Abandon
Relaxin
Rest A Shore
Rhumb Runner
Riot Time
Rock & Roll
Rolling
Rough Life
Ruff Times
Sandy Shoals
Scene Isle
Screw Loose
Sea Clusion
Sea Duced
Sea Esta
Sea Sick
Sea Sikh
Sea Yawl Later
Seaduction
Sea-nile
Seas the Moment
Second Chance
Shallow minded
She's Only 17
Ship Happens
Sin or Swim
Sir Osis of the River
Slippery When Wet
Snafu
Snap Shackle & Pop
Snoozer
Soggy Nightmares
Son's College Funds
Spare Time
Splurge
Spoiled Rotten
Sporty
Stik-It
Still Going
Stress Relief
Sunburn
Swept away
Takes Two
Tempus Fudget
The Old Goat's Boat
The Wet Dream
There and Back Again
Thyme Out
Time Out
Too Many Bogeys
Too Much Fun
Took a chance
Tupperware
Twice Bitten
Two's Company
Wages of Sin
Wake Maker
Weedidit
We're Outta Here
Wet and Wild
Wet Dream
Wet Nap
Wet Spot
What's next
Wheredahelarwe
Without A Clew
Working Man
Wye Knot
Y Worry
Yes Dear
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19th Hole
AFEICA (Another Flipping (F@$%in') Experience I Can't Afford)
After Taxes
Allmine
Almost Home
Aloan Again
Aloan at Last
Always Something
Amateur Hour
AnotherDistraction
Anticipation
Anytime
APAT (Another Payment Another Toy)
Aquabums
At Eaze
Atsa Ma Boat
Aye Sea U
B.O.A.T. (Break Out Another Thousand)
Backlash
Bad Habit
Bad Influence
Bare Bottom
Barefoot
Barely A Wake
Beached Buoys
Beats Shopping
Been There
Blew Too Much
Blood & Curses
Blood, Sweat, & Beers
Blow Job
Boatrupt
Boatweiser
Boomer
Boys 'N' Toys
Budget Bender
Buoy, Oh Buoy!
Cache 22
Captain's Choice
Catchu
Cause For Divorce
Channel Surfer
Charged It
Cheap Thrills
Cheers
Chirrosis of the River
Chub Tub
Clairebuoyant
Clueless
Coastal Creation
Cockpit Commando
College fund
College Tuition
Come Monday
Constant Sea
Contagious
Continuum
Cool Change
CostaLotta
Cove Dweller
Crewless
Crooked
Cyber Ship
Da Bote
DaBoyz Toyz
Daddy's Delight
Daddy's Money
Dad's Toy
Deduction
Deeper In Debt
Deeper Yet
Deferred Maintenance
Devocean
Dock Holiday
Dock-a-dent (decadent)
Dockbuster
Docked Wages
Don't Panic (written upside down)
Double Trouble
Drifter
Empty Pockets
End of The Rope
Endorfin
Enufís Enuf
First Born
Fishfull Thinking
Fog Ducker
Footloose
For Fun
For Sail
Forced Impulse
Four Fun 2
Fun Money
Getta Round Tuit
Going Concern
Good Enuf
Grounds for Divorce
Had To Have It
Harvey Dockbanger
Helmroid
His,Hers & Ours
Hole in the Water
Homeless
HOOF ARTED
Hull Buster
I'm Breaking Wind
In D Red
It'll Do
Jolly Dodger
Joyride
Just Add Water
Just for the Hull of It
Just-A-Nutter Payment
Justified Expense
Keep'r Wet
Last Call
Last Laugh
Likely Excuse
Long Wait
Loose Nut
Makin' Memories
Medicinal Purposes
Miss Behavin'
Miss Goody Two Screws
Mom's Mink
N 2 Deep
Never Again
Never Again 2
Never Enough
Notta-Yachta
Off road
On The Virg
One For Fun
Our Toy
Over Indulgence
Over the Edge
Paci Fire
Pair-A-Dice
Par-Tee-Tyme
Pepsea
Pier Pressure
Pipe Dream
Playpen
Pontoony
Prop a Sea (prophecy)
Propbuster
Pump it Up
Pure Pleasure
Put-Put
Quit Wishing
Radar Rider
Reckless Abandon
Relaxin
Rest A Shore
Rhumb Runner
Riot Time
Rock & Roll
Rolling
Rough Life
Ruff Times
Sandy Shoals
Scene Isle
Screw Loose
Sea Clusion
Sea Duced
Sea Esta
Sea Sick
Sea Sikh
Sea Yawl Later
Seaduction
Sea-nile
Seas the Moment
Second Chance
Shallow minded
She's Only 17
Ship Happens
Sin or Swim
Sir Osis of the River
Slippery When Wet
Snafu
Snap Shackle & Pop
Snoozer
Soggy Nightmares
Son's College Funds
Spare Time
Splurge
Spoiled Rotten
Sporty
Stik-It
Still Going
Stress Relief
Sunburn
Swept away
Takes Two
Tempus Fudget
The Old Goat's Boat
The Wet Dream
There and Back Again
Thyme Out
Time Out
Too Many Bogeys
Too Much Fun
Took a chance
Tupperware
Twice Bitten
Two's Company
Wages of Sin
Wake Maker
Weedidit
We're Outta Here
Wet and Wild
Wet Dream
Wet Nap
Wet Spot
What's next
Wheredahelarwe
Without A Clew
Working Man
Wye Knot
Y Worry
Yes Dear
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stefan
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"Blow Me". As I was a young man at the time I saw it on a huge muscle boat on The Lake of Garda, I even had to put it on my boat at the time, a CC 245 LTD. - Then a friend saw it and named his boat "Blow Me Too"
Sundays_Child
Well-Known Member
Hi All,
Been a reader for a while, now bothered to register.
My favourite is:
UNSINKABLE II
Been a reader for a while, now bothered to register.
My favourite is:
UNSINKABLE II
powerskipper
Well-Known Member
on a boat with a whole load of satellite communications stuff. "The Office" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tcm
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wayne kerrr
they've been around in computers amd electronics for some time i think....
http://www.waynekerrtest.com/global/html/products/powersupplies/laboratorypsu.htm
they've been around in computers amd electronics for some time i think....
http://www.waynekerrtest.com/global/html/products/powersupplies/laboratorypsu.htm
Solitaire
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One that I use when talking about boat names during the VHF course - "Our Souls" was based in Poole. VHF not being an overly clear medium can lead to misinterpretation!
Another I heard of and then subsequently saw was a Sunseeker based in Portsmouth called the "Wife"
I was on QHM patrol a few years ago and a call came through for QHM - "QHM this is the wife" QHM responded as quick as a flash - "I hope not!" Brought a smile to all those that heard it.
Another I heard of and then subsequently saw was a Sunseeker based in Portsmouth called the "Wife"
I was on QHM patrol a few years ago and a call came through for QHM - "QHM this is the wife" QHM responded as quick as a flash - "I hope not!" Brought a smile to all those that heard it.
Major Catastrophe
Well-Known Member
Heard about one boat named "Mucky Farter". /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"This Way Up"
"This Way Up"
gjgm
Well-Known Member
couple..
Last Boat 3
Total Waste of Money
latter always amused me; it was in a brokers window, and just may have been putting purchasers off the boat!
Last Boat 3
Total Waste of Money
latter always amused me; it was in a brokers window, and just may have been putting purchasers off the boat!
mjf
Well-Known Member
Beat me to it.
Great shot!
Saw a cig boat called "White Powder"
"The Wife" (was a Princess 42 now a Phantom43) called QHM asking to cross from ballast to Gun Wharf to which QHM replied to "This is The Wife" QHM - " I hope not! "
very funny at the time
There was once a BP tanker called "British Flag" which caused all sorts of problems when entering foreign ports "yes we understand your flag state - what is the name" etc etc
Great shot!
Saw a cig boat called "White Powder"
"The Wife" (was a Princess 42 now a Phantom43) called QHM asking to cross from ballast to Gun Wharf to which QHM replied to "This is The Wife" QHM - " I hope not! "
very funny at the time
There was once a BP tanker called "British Flag" which caused all sorts of problems when entering foreign ports "yes we understand your flag state - what is the name" etc etc
Argonautical
Well-Known Member
Back on page 2................I just dont get it............The Italians must have the same meaning for the name in the picture!!! Why do it?????? Why????? Still LMBO at that one, Slipper 1, good also. I hope my mention of ANKA didnt offend anyone, but when he was wallowing all over the place in front of expertly driven motor boat in Cowes.............we just couldnt fail to exclaim the same word at the same time.
Some of these are seriously funny guys........ I'll be keeping my eyes peeled this weekend around the Solent!
Jas.
Some of these are seriously funny guys........ I'll be keeping my eyes peeled this weekend around the Solent!
Jas.
Lakesailor
Well-Known Member
Re: Name a Boat
I had considered calling it "Parish Council Warden."
That would confuse the Lake Wardens /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I had considered calling it "Parish Council Warden."
That would confuse the Lake Wardens /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
rickp
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There was one at Buckler's Hard called 'The Knackers' I think...
Rick
Rick
wakeup
Well-Known Member
Mary Hinge is another one I've heard of but have never seen in the flesh..
MedDreamer
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I've seen that in Portals. Whose is it? It seems a bit too in yer face to be one of the bands.
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1yppah
Guest
Had a dory on the Thames once called Pistol Knight, the lock keepers never got it and they even licensed it
KevB
Well-Known Member
I have a friend who owned a Princess 435 and called it "Four Play". He was married with two kids.
DavidJ
Well-Known Member
In Costa Brava "Big Boobies" and looking at some of the talent on board he had it just right.
