What totally useless item do you have on the boat besides yourself?

[Nostrodamus]

I was going to say scatter cushions but they have their uses, perhaps the rechargeable flickering artificial candles haven`t had a lot of use!

Scatter cushions and flickering candles... is there a lot of smoking going on on your boat or is it just a weekend love nest!

 

[Tomahawk]

We have two useless things with the boat…

We can't go without them
We can't get rid of them
and we always have them….
and they are totally useless

A virtual pint to anyone who knows…….

 

[jerrytug]

We have two useless things with the boat…

We can't go without them
We can't get rid of them
and we always have them….
and they are totally useless

A virtual pint to anyone who knows…….

Bilge keels?

 

[ChattingLil]

We have two useless things with the boat…

We can't go without them
We can't get rid of them
and we always have them….
and they are totally useless

A virtual pint to anyone who knows…….

two hulls

 

[Skipper_Christoph]

We have two useless things with the boat…

We can't go without them
We can't get rid of them
and we always have them….
and they are totally useless

A virtual pint to anyone who knows…….

Sails (if the boat is based in the Med)

 

[Tomahawk]

Bilge keels?

You can get rid of bilge keels…
They are very good for parking your caravan on the beach

 

[Tomahawk]

two hulls

OI…How dare you?

 

[Tomahawk]

Sails (if the boat is based in the Med)

We are not based in the Med… And I have sailed in the Med so they do have a use…

 

[Stemar]

We have two useless things with the boat…

We can't go without them
We can't get rid of them
and we always have them….
and they are totally useless

A virtual pint to anyone who knows…….

Trouble & strife & MiL?
The kids?

 

[Tomahawk]

Trouble & strife & MiL?
The kids?

There are many sailors who sail without trouble and strife so you can go without them… Keep guessing

Though I always sail with the love of my life

 

[Daydream believer]

Dogs

 

[Tomahawk]

Dogs

Come come, you must do better... you can easlily sail without dogs and if yhere some on board it is easybtonget rid of them.... Though probably not wise if they belong to your SWMBO..

Agree they are usless on a boat sail or otherwise..

 

[Daydream believer]

Come come, you must do better... you can easlily sail without dogs and if yhere some on board it is easybtonget rid of them.... Though probably not wise if they belong to your SWMBO..

Agree they are usless on a boat sail or otherwise..

Now you are winding me up !! try
B..cks!!

 

[Poignard]

'What totally useless item do you have on the boat..?'

I don't know. But I can never find the bloody thing when I need it.

 

[Tomahawk]

'What totally useless item do you have on the boat..?'

I don't know. But I can never find the bloody thing when I need it.

 

[Tomahawk]

HaveI defeated the combined wisdom of YBW?

 

[Bru]

HaveI defeated the combined wisdom of YBW?

Have you FOUND the combined wisdom of YBW?

 

[Tomahawk]

Hhhmmmmm

Does it help if I say we have two, but most of you only have one, though some do have three.....

 

[Bru]

Hhhmmmmm

Does it help if I say we have two, but most of you only have one, though some do have three.....

Keels? (Or has that one been tried already?)

 

[TQA]

OK I have a pair of these in the forepeak locker.