What the Navy did! ..... 'Dit-On' .....

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And! ... I have permission from the author. :)
And! he does correct the 'Dit' between the French Foreign Legion and the French Paras post 'Dit' .... but a good-one all the same!

"1967 first Berets (red) worn by RN Submariners.

The summer of 67 a sleek black messenger of death,HMS/m Truncheon ghosts up the River Ardou towards Bayonne. On our arrival in this fair city we seem to attract a large crowd and a considerable number of French Foreign Legion Para Troops who were looking for a good piss up and to offer us the facilities of their barracks plus football match etc. Now you must understand that the majority of townsfolk of Bayonne are only French Passport holders they are actually Basque. In the Spanish Civil War 13700 woman and children were evacuated under the protection of the Royal Navy. Happy to say they liked us bell bottomed sailor, all rig runs in them days, from the actions of our 1937 shipmates. As the rum, beer and vin rouge stated to flow many a Legionnaire could be seen sporting a RN Sailors cap with HM Submarines cap tally, Red berets with badge on the right look very nice with bell bottoms and blue collar.

Its come that day we sail away, the jetty was packed the Legion Band was giving it large and TV cameras were rolling. Now Ian D. C. Ross Lt. Cmdr. RN our able Captain, also a GENTLEMAN and SCHOLAR leans over from his Bridge, well low cab as fitted to stretched T's, “Casing Officer why have the casing party no head gear”. “Sir we do not have any as you can see most is being worn by Legionnaires and young ladies on the jetty. “ I D C Ross, “You must have some form of head-wear” “Yes sir, Casing Party on Berets”. As we pulled our Para's Berets out of our life jackets and donned same. The crowd erupted into applause and the Band went into overdrive. We sailed off into the sunset having had a brilliant run ashore. I in fact still have the said Legion Beret stored in a box in my wardrobe.

The sting in the tail of course was when we arrived back in Pompey with no caps. “Casing Officer put on your berets”. Now this was 1967 when Percy wore Berets not Jack. “Are you certain Sir” “Make it so roared I D C. Berets back on and we sailed passed the Round Tower and Dolphin. No sharp left into Haslar Creek for us. Right down the harbour piping every skimmer we passed. 10 inch Signal lamp flashing like a demented pony from the Captains Signal Tower, then back up passed the skimmers and into Dolphin with the cockiest Casing Party you ever did see. Did I D C suffer, possibly fined a Tot or two and then six months later they sold his Submarine from under him to Israel. He did make Commander and went on to Skipper the Reso.

Navy Blue Berets, just no class or style plus a ****ty badge. Winged Sword of the Foreign Legion was the business."

The Runs, the characters, the friends and the memories are what it's all about ..... ;)
 
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HMS/M Valiant, just after the Falklands War.

Casing getting a bit dodgy after loss of non skid paint. Ever resourseful 'scratcher' (casing Party Petty Officer) blags some from a convenient Aircraft Carrier. Green.

On return to Plymouth signal from Captain Second Submarine Flotilla, 'Get Your Grass Cut'.


French Foreign Legion dit, from my oppo Mark, after an O Boat visit to La Rochelle. Picture a tall slim bloke in a kilt sat next to a Legionaire whos party trick was to remove his glass eye and open beer bottles in the socket. Don't try this at home, it hurts.

Those were the days.....
 
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My cat just ain't black enough for you guys!

What! ..... your 'Cat' is a Weasel Sir!!! ..... & a smelly one at that! .... ;)

Those were the days when men were men and submariners were gods

For "were" read are!

Some 'Peeps' & Forumites on & around the Clyde have developed this 'notion' that I don't speak the same language .... or for that matter ..... also don't have the same outlook on life ...... well! ... what do you expect! .... as I've just been reminded (on FB) that my first trip to Sea was for six months (2x3 months) with only five days leave in-between ...... somewhere around 300 & 400' (with the odd excursion) .... so what does anyone expect!? ;)
 
My late MIL used to tell of her days in the Wrens when she was stationed on HMS Cyclops, the sub supply ship in the Clyde.

She told of a Master at Arms whomwas detailed three wrens in place of two matellots... Went ballistic did he. Well,what does one expect, however, the old man said thats an order which ended the discussion.

Well after the next change of tour the Master at Arms was given his two matellots back in favour of his three Wrens... Thismtimemhe really got upset... Why? because the Wrens with their smaller hands did a better job of arming the torpedoes than the mattelots.

I have never figured out why one arms a torpedo when tied up to a supply ship? I can think of one ocassion when one would arm one... She clammed up if I asked her more....
 
So, in summary, the original story is: "We went out and got pissed with a bunch of quasi Frogs."
Whoopy-do. What was it Churchill said about the Navy?
 
Freds 'Adrift' .... again!

I know .... ;)

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My late MIL used to tell of her days in the Wrens when she was stationed on HMS Cyclops, the sub supply ship in the Clyde.

She told of a Master at Arms whomwas detailed three wrens in place of two matellots... Went ballistic did he. Well,what does one expect, however, the old man said thats an order which ended the discussion.

Well after the next change of tour the Master at Arms was given his two matellots back in favour of his three Wrens... Thismtimemhe really got upset... Why? because the Wrens with their smaller hands did a better job of arming the torpedoes than the mattelots.

I have never figured out why one arms a torpedo when tied up to a supply ship? I can think of one ocassion when one would arm one... She clammed up if I asked her more....

It was norml procedure to fit torpedo pistols just before they were loaded into the submarine. The pistol contained the fuse and detonators to detonated the warhead, 800lbs of torpex in a Mk8
 
So, in summary, the original story is: "We went out and got pissed with a bunch of quasi Frogs."
Whoopy-do. What was it Churchill said about the Navy?

"Of all the branches of men in the forces there is none which shows more devotion and faces grimmer perils than the submariners."

Sir Winston S. Churchill ..... ;)
 
Phew! I was beginning to think I had forgotten English.
:D :D

Oi Deeps good dit no shoit :D Time for another pier head jump :D

Makes me laugh when the unenlightened can't understand :D

Drifting: I attended the memorial to the Affray in Alderney last April. Took a crew of ex-sludgemariners. Liquid scran for three weeks :D

Piccy of us in Bray Harbour on MarineTraffic.

BZ :D
 
My late MIL used to tell of her days in the Wrens when she was stationed on HMS Cyclops, the sub supply ship in the Clyde.

"HMS Cyclops was built as merchant ship Indrabarah by Laing and was launched 27th October 1905. She served during the Great War and was used as a a Submarine depot ship in the Mediterranean. During the Second World War she served as the depot ship for the Royal Navy’s 7th Submarine Flotilla and was based in Rothesay. A number of Wrens worked on board, mostly performing administrative duties.
HMS Cyclops was scarpped in 1947 at Newport. "

So Port Battatyne is definitely worth a visit:

http://www.bute-gateway.org/vday/butewar.shtml
 
"Of all the branches of men in the forces there is none which shows more devotion and faces grimmer perils than the submariners."

Sir Winston S. Churchill ..... ;)

Romantic as this may seem, I believe those who serve/served in the service of their country inside a tube of black death have a very special bond with each other, the example that immediately comes to mind is the Kursk, 13 years ago was lost with all hands in peace time, and only those who have served in a submarine will know what those poor souls had endured for the last hours of their lives, we all train for this emergency, but hope to never use our training, because of secrets and politics 118 men were lost in only 300' of water, who might have been saved. This tragedy still brings tears to my eyes today.
 
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