What newspaper do they read & speeding cameras ..nb

[ParaHandy]

Surprisingly, none of the MOD (total employees 200,000, soldiering types 100,000) press office read britain's largest circulation daily newspaper, the Sun (Hoon reply to humphries on today yesterday morning). One wonders what they do read. Does anybody know? Perhaps they read the Beano, Gardening Weekly or the Big Issue?

The latest gov initiative to catch speeding motorists is undergoing trial. here is a pic of it in action ...

http://simplyspiffing.com/images/speedcam_opt.gif

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[jimi]

Its cos none of them can read .. the govt's educashun system has seen to that .. and even if they could they're all in fooreign countries spending my money!

<hr width=100% size=1>.. whit way roon should it be again ..

 

[Talbot]

But you dont need to be able to read with the Sun, the "story" is told by use of pictures like all comics /forums/images/icons/smile.gif .

Besides, I dont know where he got his information about nobody in the forces reading the Sun, but I expect it was the same source as that used for WMDs cause I have frequently seen it clutched in the hot sweety fists of a serviceman.

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[ParaHandy]

Re: Oi!!

you accusing moi of terminological inexactitude? twas the press office ....

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[longjohnsilver]

Like the link, praps it could be made and sold to the camera partnerships on commission for every fine, that would make some dosh!

Hoon doesn't speak to Blair, conveniently out of the country when these newspaper reports appeared, No 10 doesn't correct the press but does with every other issue it believes is misreported, everyone but Blair knew it referred to battlefield weapons only, no one thort to tell the PM.

Mebbe they were all looking at the pictures, praps all the the paper boys were on strike that day, maybe it was windy and all the front pages blew off and all that was left was a pair of big tits on page 3, although that's not normally where Hoon and TB appear.

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[ParaHandy]

Sun recommended by MOD to serviceman for use as temporary body armour?

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[mickshep]

MOD'll still expect the poor buggers to buy their own though. Mike.

<hr width=100% size=1>My Mum say's I'm not a fat b@st@rd, just heavy boned.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Re: What newspaper do they read & speeding cameras

They all read it. Page 3 only, though, and the footie at the back.

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[Gunfleet]

Re: What newspaper do they read & speeding cameras

That's the wrong order

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[Sans Bateau]

Re: What newspaper do they read & speeding cameras

Hoon, Blair and the rest of the croonies were probably locked away in a dark office totaly seperated from public opinion, working out a new set of lies to present to us.

lets just hope everyone remembers at the next Gn election

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[Talbot]

Re: What newspaper do they read & speeding cameras

If you think that is the wrong order, you are getting too old /forums/images/icons/smile.gif If you cant remember what the difference is try <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2004060478,00.html>http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2004060478,00.html</A>

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[Gunfleet]

Re: What newspaper do they read & speeding cameras

Nipples like chapel hatpegs. We don't have anything like that in the Daily Telegraph, which is why I always start with the sports pages.

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[Joe_Cole]

Re: What newspaper do they read & speeding cameras

Not so. Look at page 20 of yesterdays Torygraph! It may have been a picture to accompany a learned discussion on "Paradise Lost", but they was still nipples! (and splendid too!)

Joe



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[waterboy]

I have a friend who sails. Met him at the boat show again. He has a new job, selling speed camera software. N**** if you are reading this, £100 to RNLI or I go public with your name.

<hr width=100% size=1>I never make the same mistake twice. I always make new ones.

 

[bob_tyler]

Are you trying to kill him by death by drowning!

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