What is the 1 check you always do

[Uricanejack]

Boat keys and bungs in,

Nothing worse than towing 3 and a half hours to go boating and with all the excitement you left the boat keys on the kitchen table, wife found this hilarious, however i did not!! Top of my list now hahaha

Your not the only one, fortunately in my case boat ramp only 15 minute drive annoying just the same.

 

[Farmer Piles]

Yes, absolutely!
On one occasion the better half WAS onboard, at the helm, whilst the other half was NOT. He decided to untie the lines...from the pontoon ?

Sort of on topic:
When I was backpacking in Oz many, many moons ago, I stayed with some much older distant cousins. One a very long drive to see their daughter in N Queensland they stopped for fuel. Tom set off and drove for an hour before he realised that Sylvia wasn't next to him. She was far from happy having been stuck in some remote filling station in the middle of nowhere for two hours in the1970s.