What a great forum for these jokes!

[Steve Clayton]

Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the World Cup if he gets a Cortisone Injection.

David Beckham responded, "If that fat tosser is having a new car, then so am I!"

 

[jimi]

Mick Hucknall got arrested for trying to have sex with a rabbit. When questioned by the police he said that he was holding back the ears but the bunny was too tight to mention

 

[jhr]

He's small!
He's Scots!
He f***s about in Yachts!

etc.......................