Wednesday Joke

[Plan_B]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep.

Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks the Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute and replies "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies playing host to billions of stars and planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately 3:15am. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and as small insignificant beings, we pale in his presence. Meteorologically, we're in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow with a light easterly breeze in the morning. What it tell you Kemo Sabi?"
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The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, looking at Tonto in amazement, then says, "Tonto you f-twit....someone has stolen our tent!"


DD


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[mirabriani]

Amazingly for me .....I thought of that.....LOL

Briani

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[ubuysa]

You know, I always wondered what Kemo Sabi actually meant. Anyone know??

Tony C.

<hr width=100% size=1>Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.......

 

[Gunfleet]

Que no sabe - know nothing
scriptwriter's joke

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[jhr]

"Well, Tonto old friend, it looks like the game's up. The buzzards is circlin' overhead, we're outta water an' ammo, an' we're surrounded by Injuns".

" "We", white man"?

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[Colin_S]

Homeland security

You need broadband for this one

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[Rabbie]

Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding around England on holiday(!). They decide to stop for a beer at country pub. After a couple of pints, Tonto can hardly stand and LR suggests he goes out to the car-park to runaround and get some fresh air.
A few minutes later a guy comes into the bar and asks for the Lone Ranger. LR introduces himself and the man says, 'Did you know you have left your Injun running in the car park?'

<hr width=100% size=1>A day not spent on my boat is a day in my life wasted.

 

[Aja]

Lone Ranger and Tonto out on the trail. Suddenly Tonto stops and drops on one knee, holding up his hand for silence. He looks around. He then lies prone on the ground.

"What's the matter?" asks the Lone Ranger
"Buffalo Come!" replies Tonto.
"That's amazing, replies the Lone Ranger. How do you know that!?"
"Ear stuck to ground..."




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[LadyInBed]

Had to read it twice, but now can hardly type for laughing!

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[Shakey]

Lone Ranger: Tonto, you know my pr**k is so long I can tie a knot in it!

Tonto: How come?

<hr width=100% size=1>It could have been worse - it could have been me.