We want our whites back.........

I must be going gerry hat trick......

....could have sworn your post said summink like thats much better...now it says sh*t or simler.....wears me pills.........

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Speech.......

.hold your horses haydn......(nice bit of aliteration there dont you think?).

I am planning a major campaign for next week after the return of the wareham adventurers. I understand 'WW0WB' banners are being paraded on Wareham Town Quay at noon today and the local press have been briefed so's we can have syndicated coverage in all the Sunday papers.

Sandra is still in her sickbed but utilising the time heroically to paint WWoWB on several thousand condom shaped balloons which will be released over Brighton in the hope that they may at least be helpful to paulineb and Learner has promised to take time out from thinking about an expensive boat in favour of championing the little people.
So...........its all coming together quite nicely really....now all I need to do is to persuade Kim to get a proper job so's IPC have got somewhere to shift that L*m*x guy into a sideways move to oblivion..........

Watch this space..................
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Black Forces..So thats the plan is it.............

.......trying to make out this is a black and white issue...........hmmm need to consider this development carefully, dont want to fall foul of the RRB.
Any possibility of arbitration or do you intend to settle amicably when you realise you're losing?
On second thoughts, forget the arbitration........we want nothing less than total capitulation and L*m*x banished to cover thw outer mongolia coracle spinning championships...........

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SoFrance report

Confirmed. stop. WWOWB banners seen on 2 boats this morning.stop. Blockade of Antibes and Golfe Juan going to plan. stop. French maritime authotities want Lomax head. stop.



...I wanna boat please..
 
B1 & B2

http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/entertainment/family/mr_men_bananas.shtml

The bananas are in town!


B1 and B2...also known as Bananas in Pyjamas

Bananas in Pyjamas
Plymouth Pavilions
Sunday 12th May, 1.30pm
Tickets: £22 family; £6.50 individuals
Box Office: 01752 229922: and

Queen's Theatre, Barnstaple
Thurs 6th June, 1pm and 4.30pm
Tickets: £6 and £5.50; Family ticket £20
Box Office: 01271 32 42 42

Here's a show for all the family to enjoy...but you have to abide by the rules and promise NOT to be sensible!

Because, on Sunday 12th May, and Thursday 6th June, our friends from Down Under arrive for a live show.

Yes, it's those daft-as-anything Bananas in Pyjamas all the way from Australia.



The bananas in favourite pose...coming down the stairs!
These hysterical characters are (unsurprisingly) bananas who wear blue and white striped pyjamas, and they can be very mischievous.

They are called B1 and B2, and they were a huge hit on Australian TV, where they originated - the first episode was in 1992. They're now megastars all over the world.


They live in Cuddles Avenue, and they play tricks on the teddies, Amy, Morgan and Lulu. There's also the naughty Rat-in-a-Hat. The stage show follows the exploits and goings-on of all the characters.

Another one which should attract mums and dads as well as the kids!
 
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