Hhmmm, the one on the right has got a really big Shaft.
The one on the left seems easier to carry er?
Which one shall I Have?
Hard choice.
The one on the left looks bigger on the surface.
But it's .What's down below that counts.
Hardships, Hardships they only give Me Harsdships.
With Total Apologise to The Carry on Team/Producers!