Urinal on a Boat?

[Ru88ell]

The first boast about needing to make the hole wider was bad enough, but that last one about your aiming skills

:encouragement:

 

[OGITD]

You bunch of 'Doddery' OLD 'Mingers'

In 'roughers' you might have to kneel ..... but otherwise just aim & get it right .... then use a (kills 99% of everything) spray to clean & freshen the pan .... THEN .... wash your hands! :disgust:

 

[Vara]

Haven't any of you people got galley sinks?

 

[Bobc]

Haven't any of you people got galley sinks?

:applause::applause::applause::applause:

Or you could cut-out the middle man and just use a lager bottle.

 

[Seajet]

I fitted a handle - I thought handy in seas - beside the loo; my feminist ex- strided up, " is this a MAN thing ? " !

I have since fitted soft kneeling pads in front of the loo, but anyone with a prostate snag can use the remarkably usely outboard well unleless we're in harbour...

 

[LadyInBed]

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[rich]

Two foot of 2½ inch drain pipe dose it for me, I use one at home in the middle of the night I don't have to put the light on :encouragement:

 

[jac]

Two foot of 2½ inch drain pipe dose it for me, I use one at home in the middle of the night I don't have to put the light on :encouragement:

Why not get one wide enough and long enough to take your manhood instead of a small version?

 

[nigelmercier]

Haven't any of you people got galley sinks?

ROFL!

Not considered a urinal, but I'm thinking of a bidet.

 

[rich]

Why not get one wide enough and long enough to take your manhood instead of a small version?

You only have to pee in it, not fit it

 

[Scotty_Tradewind]

ROFL!

Not considered a urinal, but I'm thinking of a bidet.

Perfect idea. Would you tend to accommodate a washing machine drier or dishwasher before the bidet?

A Dutchman we met in Campeltown in 2012, had all of those aboard his big Moody. Admittedly two of them were 45cm models...

S.

 

[maxi77]

On older submarines we used to have a 'pigs ear' on the bridge for the comfort of watchkeepers. Certainly my enlarged prostate does not like sitting down peeing

 

[Seajet]

I find this strange as my prostate snag means I prefer sitting down to relax and pee, which I suppose is a bonus on a boat in a seaway !

 

[Twister_Ken]

Urinal, pah! Just get a longer todger.

 

[mtb]

I fitted a urinal at home there three blokes my youngest at the time freiked out when I said come here I need to measure you for the urinal.
It was a bit of a job setting up auto flush but my bathroom never stank of pee after that.
No way could I sit down an pee on boat it isn't nice dangling in the stuff before during or after.
Must be one of the only time you shorties feel smug

 

[mjcoon]

Urinal, pah! Just get a longer todger.

But I had assumed that all the spam offering to get you one were aiming for the sort that points up rather than down (which would not help much in this situation!)...

Mike.

 

[Burnham Bob]

When I did the advertising for Barratt Homes, the four bed detached had a bidet. No one knew what it was for but it added a touch of class.

 

[pmagowan]

When I did the advertising for Barratt Homes, the four bed detached had a bidet. No one knew what it was for but it added a touch of class.

Its for cleaning your shoes, everyone knows that!

 

[Seajet]

When I did the advertising for Barratt Homes, the four bed detached had a bidet. No one knew what it was for but it added a touch of class.

Obviously it's for washing your feet in !

I'd like a urinal on my boat if it could reach Clacton from Chichester.

 

[Alpha22]

We already have a urinal in the heads, there is one in the back cabin too..... they both have hot and cold flushing systems installed!!!!!!