Two Little Boys!

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Two little boys had two little toys

Each had a 40 foot yacht

Merrily each day they both played

sailors both of course..............? YOUR TURN! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Do you think I would leave you crying
When theres room in the pub for two
Climb up here where the beer is clear
I can drink just as fast with you.
 
Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a 40 foot yacht
Merrily each day they both played
sailors both of course

one little chap
had a mishap
broke of his wooden leg
t'other said according to col regs
you should be showing NUC.....

BUT...

...Do youthink i would leave you lying there
when there's room on my yacht for two?
Course i would! - I'm a solent raa-ggie
and you are in the poooooh
i don't give a sh!te, i'm always in the right
and i'm wearing an ensign - blue...
 
Starkle, starkle little twink
Who the hell am you I think
Although I'm not under the affluence of incohol
Many thinkles peep I are.
 
The elephant is a witty bird
It flits from tree to tree
It makes it's nest in a rhubarb bush
And whistles like a cow.

Aaahh poetry - don't ya just love it? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Long hours passed,
Tied to the mast
Bravely they tacked all day.
Mobos roared by
And made the spray fly
As becalmed they lay.
Up rose a yell
"Ahoy, bl**dy h*ll,
Jimi has bought a round!"
Thousands rushed
- Several were crushed
And lay in a pitiful mound.....

"Did ye think I wuid leave ye thurrsty
When Ah've Saxpence tae spend on beer?
Gie yer order tae the barrmun
Though ye may think it affy queer.
Can ye see that ma haunds are tremblin'.
As they reach fer ma sporran wee.
Ah think it's becos Ah'm remembrin'
Ah've already spent 60p"

/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
Boomy biddy boom biddy boom
well goodness gracious me
Is that really the time
Here's my last dime
Boomy biddy boom biddy boom
 
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Long hours passed,
Tied to the mast
Bravely they tacked all day.
Mobos roared by
And made the spray fly
As becalmed they lay.
Up rose a yell
"Ahoy, bl**dy h*ll,
Jimi has bought a round!"
Thousands rushed
- Several were crushed
And lay in a pitiful mound.....

"Did ye think I wuid leave ye thurrsty
When Ah've Saxpence tae spend on beer?
Gie yer order tae the barrmun
Though ye may think it affy queer.
Can ye see that ma haunds are tremblin'.
As they reach fer ma sporran wee.
Ah think it's becos Ah'm remembrin'
Ah've already spent 60p"

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ROFLMAO!......Absolutely bloody brilliant James.....Just fell off the chair laughing.........God now my stomach is hurting! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
Heh...Heh...Trouble is Brendan he is inspiring me to post more threads like this one!......Bloody funny though...still p*ssing myself over his post /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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Aw, shucks /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

There once was an Essex-based sailor,
Who carried his boat on a trailer,
But launching one day,
He got carried away,
'Cos his knackers got caught in the bailer!

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Not being confused in his stew
He knew just what to do
And by regaining his direction
Gave himself a massive erection
And his dick lifted the boat as it grew! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
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