sjohn_gibson
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Tony Blair is at his weekly meeting with The Queen, when he turns round and says:
"As I'm the PM, I'm thinking of changing how the Country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom",
The Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Blair, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge ........ and you're not a King."
Tony Blair thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",
The Queen replied "Sorry again, but to be a Principality, you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Blair".
Again, Blair though long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little pissed off by now replied "Sorry again, Mr Blair, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before Tony Blair could utter another word,
The Queen said: "I think we're doing quite nicely as a Country".
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"As I'm the PM, I'm thinking of changing how the Country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom",
The Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Blair, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge ........ and you're not a King."
Tony Blair thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",
The Queen replied "Sorry again, but to be a Principality, you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Blair".
Again, Blair though long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little pissed off by now replied "Sorry again, Mr Blair, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before Tony Blair could utter another word,
The Queen said: "I think we're doing quite nicely as a Country".
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