Try this

[byron]

<font color=blue>There's a TV Commercial for Lynx aftershave. In it the dude steps away from the bar and starts dancing, two tasty birds immediately join him and the go into a routine. Try it, I did. I was in a bar and did exactly the same thing. The geezer at the Pool Table gave me a slap for fudging up his game, two old slappers laughed at me and the Landlord slung me out for being drunk & disorderly. Anyways off you go to a bar and let me know if you have any better luck.

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[toad]

So who else cant get to sleep,tip,dont take Solpadeine for a headache it contains caffeine!

 

[DepSol]

You forgot to wear Lynx.....Old Spice does not have the same effect.

Dom

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[Stingo]

Worked for me!

Thanks for the tip

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[paulineb]

But how could it? Unless you attracted girls with a bad cold and no sense of smell. That's why it's called Lynx see - rhyming slang

Pxx

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[Stingo]

True, but if you and Suzie had been there...

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[boatone]

Ive always said a good big 'un beats a god little 'un..............

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[wakeup]

Slow today

ok what's Lynx rhyme with then????

Confused!

 

[paulineb]

Stinks ! .nm



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[Stingo]

Re: Slow today

Jinx
Minx

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[wakeup]

Re: Stinks ! .nm

ahhggg, I was trying to think of rhyming slang for couple of old slappers with Lynx?????

 

[paulineb]

Wake up!!! - you're dreaming again /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Stingo]

No, just heading back to the dance floor for some more

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[paulineb]

it's true then - raggies do have more stamina /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Stingo]

Yep. This time I am gonna leave a Mamma Smurf for Byron

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re:me too

M iam am not holding
her there honest
she loves me

</font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

i heard the spice girls we reforming
so they have asked byron to join them then?

</font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[paulineb]

Re:me too

who is that poor girl ?

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re:me too

that lucky girl you mean

she is a mate on the challenge boats
we all went to a club in plymouth, as i recall she wanted to pull me. she was like a startled fawn in the headlights of my charm.

don't worry nothing happened
i had my stick to beat her off.


</font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[DepSol]

Smoky Spice?
Maxwell Spice?
Old Spice?
Greek Spice?

Wots he gonna be called? Please Byron dont hook out the leotard

Dom

2003 is going to be a good year for me