To all Merry Xmas and Happy New Year

[Guest]

And I hope that you all get what you want in your 'stockings'

May next year bring forth more argument, discussion and humour !! For it takes all to make the world go round !!!!


<hr width=100% size=1>Nigel ...
Bilge Keelers get up further ! I came - cos they said was FREE Guinness !
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[rudolph_hart]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all;

PLUS

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher.

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[tome]

Ho ho! Made me chuckle.

Please do not interpret 'chuckle' to mean anything contrary to the generally accepted meaning of 'had a brief nervous uncontrolled outburst whilst interpreting its true legal significance'.

After which, I had another chuckle.

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[Rowana]

Good God !!

Now a PC Christmas Wish!

Whatever next - No, don't answer that - PLEASE ! ! !

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[chris_db4]

have a good break and will everyone stay of the solent for 11th -18th as its my first time sailing there and i think the quietness of scotlands west coast may not be very similar.
cheers

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