Time to say goodbye to two old friends.

[capnsensible]

 

[jordanbasset]

Years of wear left in them

 

[RobbieW]

The laces still look good, I'll have those off you

 

[Sandy]

Hardly worn in.

Conker Shoes are the way to go. A bit like Triggers broom, last a lifetime as everything is replaceable.

 

[Clancy Moped]

Nice sandals.

 

[capnsensible]

Years of wear left in them

Depends if you are in a shop with Mrs. S. Or anywhere.

 

[martyn78]

My Mrs keeps saying the same! Just as they are comfortable.

 

[jordanbasset]

After threatening that it was her or the crocs, (not an easy decision), despite them being barely worn in, had to finally throw them away

 

[Biggles Wader]

My definition of "nearly worn out"------but not quite!

 

[Stingo]

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Are those your slippers or slappers?

 

[capnsensible]

Are those your slippers or slappers?

Fifty thousand milers.

 

[john_morris_uk]

Just beginning to be comfortable by the looks of things. What's wrong with you man?

 

[capnsensible]

Just beginning to be comfortable by the looks of things. What's wrong with you man?

Married......?

 

[lustyd]

Too much time on starboard tack by the look of it, all the wear is to port.

 

[Robert Wilson]

Swap them left-to-right and vice-versa - you'll get years more out of them.

 

[Irish Rover]

Just beginning to be comfortable by the looks of things. What's wrong with you man?

He's just waiting for you to move the thread to the For Sale section.

 

[zoidberg]

Try 'Gumtree'.... or a fetish forum-group on Facebook.

 

[colind3782]

Can't you get them resoled?

 

[Skylark]

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Well, I'm going to buck the trend of the responses thus far and admonish you for your dreadful state of sartorial elegance

Being scruffy, especially given your high profile, does not inspire your subjects, on the contrary, it's off-putting. Any parallel to other people in Public Life is entirely coincidental and not related to Current Affairs

 

[Stemar]

Married......?

I foolishly made a comment about my wardrobe being a bit full. As I write, Milady is going through my wardrobe, to see what she can do to relieve the pressure ?