Things you will never hear at the Fleet Review

[Twister_Ken]

(puts on strangled voice)

Solent Coastguard, Solent Coastguard, Solent Coastguard this is Her Majesty, Her Majesty, Her Majesty. Radio check please. Over

 

[landaftaf]

could easily if a yacht was called 'yerma jesty'

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Same strangled voice " Do we really need to have an ensign on the back of the boat?"

 

[jimi]

WRN\'s anti tank lieutenant

Right girls, bazookas out!

 

[PhilipStapleton]

If HM's on Patricia or Mermaid. what ensign will she wear?

 

[jhr]

"Her Majesty, this is Solent Coastguard. Radio checks on channel 67 please, not 16"

 

[jimi]

Apparently Jonathon Ross was a midshipman but left when he told the Queen that his captain outranked him.

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Lady in Waiting: "Ma'am, why have you chosen such warm headgear, for the end of June?"
HM QE: "When I told Philip we are going to Spithead to see all the ships, he replied 'Wear the fox hat'."

 

[BlueSkyNick]

" The Solent is a wonderful place to sail, on such a quiet day as this."

 

[Evadne]

HMS Ark Royal this is yacht "Anal Retension", I do hope you realise that steam gives way to sail, and by the way we ARE racing.

 

[beancounter]

Hairy-chested racing boat -"Water!!!

Voice from on board HM Queenie's boat - "Ectually, one is a touch thirsty..."

 

[moodycruiser]

Voice to HM Queenies boat
"Staying all night? what's your LOA?"

 

[Aardee]

"Isn't your youngest in the Marines...?"

 

[jhr]

"No, but I believe some of them may have been in him.............."

 

[jimi]

Voice of queenie "Just nipping down Tescos for some onions."

 

[ccscott49]

Bet you dont hear many french accents!!!

 

[Colin_S]

Does one mind if one rafts up?

 

[jimi]

"Arise Sir Jimi"

 

[landaftaf]

hoist the gin pennant

 

[Lakesailor]

Is that [no thanks] Stingo over there Phil?