Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend....?

[Halcyon Yachts]

It was a classic topic on Whose Line is it Anyway. They said:

"She's riding kinda low..."

"You can fit a dozen guys down below..."

"She's taking on water..."

"Nice trim..."

"She's going down!"

I am sure we can think of a few more?

Pete

 

[JVL]

Fat a r s e

 

[DanTribe]

She's got a very dirty bottom, I'll give it a scrub.

 

[ronsurf]

She doesn't mind it rough

 

[Angele]

Or things she could say about the boat, but not about you:

"You need to harden up"

 

[Aardee]

I think her stern gland needs tightening...

 

[jordanbasset]

She does leak a little

 

[jac]

I can't be bothered to treat her for the pox. I'll sell her as she is and hope the new guy doesn't find out.

 

[capnsensible]

You can talk to your wife about your boat.

 

[jac]

I lend her to my friends sometimes but I make sure they always give me some money and wipe her down when they've finished

 

[muyuu]

She can happily take a good beating.

 

[Arcady]

Nice buttock lines...

 

[jac]

After a weekend of using her I just tie her up and leave her for a week

 

[Aardee]

Will you look at the size of those baggywrinkles!!

 

[derekgillard]

A bit wide on the beam..

 

[AndrewfromFal]

Always ridden hard and put away wet

 

[Just_sayin']

More economical than I imagined.

 

[the-drifter]

When its not being used regularly it gets damp and mildew starts to form, best to open it up and let the air flow

 

[Angele]

Topsides have seen better days, and need a lot of work to make them presentable. Below decks is very welcoming, but there is always a bit of a whiff. Is it oil or fish in the bilges?

 

[Alan ashore]

You can talk to your wife about your boat.

To be honest, not always. But I CAN always talk to my boat about my wife