Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend....?

[Koeketiene]

Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend....?

Wife knows I've got a boat, and she says enough about the boat for both of us.

Don't think I'm allowed a girlfriend.

 

[HenryEDM]

She's not the prettiest and she's certainly seen better days but I'll hang on to her because I can't afford a younger one.

 

[marklucas]

She handles well as we switch positions, tacking, gybing and all that, but I think her favourite is directly up the chuff.

 

[PhillM]

There is no part of her that I have not touched, caressed, sanded, painted or varnished.

 

[Mctavish]

It's not imaginary?

 

[Baddox]

Both look better after a complete waxing but only one of them objects.

 

[Tomahawk]

She is beautiful and the best is yet to come....








Oh heck, I am talking about First Officer

 

[Jungle Jim]

When the wind is up and she's not tied up right she can suffer a bit of bottom slap.

You'll find entry from the rear easier if she's got a wide backside.

 

[fisherman]

showing signs of deterioration between wind and water.

 

[armchairsailor]

When things get rough I'll wear out long before her.

 

[Long John Silver]

She has two big fenders that really help me when i'm coming alongside.

 

[Ripster]

She is quite beamy, but that adds to comfort whilst underway. She is good in a blow and always rounds up if I push her to far.

 

[SamanthaTabs]

Chuckling away but come on girls "things you can say about your boat but not your man"?

Agile, streamlined, competent, good in a crisis

 

[doris]

Chuckling away but come on girls "things you can say about your boat but not your man"?

Agile, streamlined, competent, good in a crisis

Got a big stick and stands up well.

Likes it rough.

Can always go down below without being sick

come on girls, loads to come!

 

[Bobc]

I just set her up, stick her on Auto, and let her get on with it while I do the crossword.

 

[Mctavish]

Chuckling away but come on girls "things you can say about your boat but not your man"?

Agile, streamlined, competent, good in a crisis

The funniest thing about my boat is it's not a bigot. lol!

 

[Mctavish]

Your boat isn't inflatable.

 

[Angele]

Chuckling away but come on girls "things you can say about your boat but not your man

I got there first. See #5.

 

[KAL]

When the time's right, I'll let this guy called Pete deliver her...

 

[savageseadog]

An expensive pastime