Things not to say ..

[ParaHandy]

Re: Oh, come on ..

go wrong? He got there?

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[jimi]

In a gay bar ..

.. bugger me!

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[ParaHandy]

Home Office spokesperson "serious crime has risen because more people are reporting (serious crime)" heard last night .............

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[ParaHandy]

Re: In a gay bar ..

where else ... !!

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[DeeGee]

Ummm.... how do you turn this EPIRB thingy off?

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: In a gay bar ..

can i push your stool in?

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[ParaHandy]

Re: In a gay bar ..

hooting, nay screaming, with laughter ... stop it ... !!!!!

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: When Dining With Friends

Better a tinned FB than a 'scotch' pie!

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[Cornishman]

Re: Things not to say .. to Jimi

I hear you are a Scotchman

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[ParaHandy]

Re: When Dining With Friends

... a popular refrain at football matches "who's the FB who's been eating all the pies" especially Norwich Vs Ipswich where tractor drivers get Delia to do the pies?

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[claymore]

Re: In a gay bar ..

Are you coming out?

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[Guest]

French Admiral to USA Admiral at NATO cocktails ....
"When you americans visit Europe - why do we have to always speak english ....?"
USA Admirals answer without hesitation ....
"Maybe its because the British, Americans, Aussies, Canadians etc. stopped you having to speak German ????"


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[Twister_Ken]

Talking footie

Now you're talking footie, so you've lost me. Only been to one footie match, 20-something years ago. Fulham vs Lincoln. Goalless draw. It rained.

One footie question I'd like to know the answer to. What pecentage of premiership players are native-born Brits?

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[Guest]

Re: In a gay bar ..

And don't answer or look .... when you hear .... 'Hey your shoe lace is undone ....'


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[jimi]

Re: In a gay bar ..

.. are you cruising?

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[Peppermint]

A couple of my crew made a fundamental error as follows..

We'd sailed round the IOW for fun but at a pretty fair pace. Coming in the eastern end of the Solent hard on the wind we're wellies over the wall.

Me. " I'm going to do me yachtmaster next month"

Crew chorus "You'll have no bother there. Piece of piss" and other positive, creepy comments.

Thats when I noticed the yellow buoy of Ryde was on our starboard side. Yes we stopped.

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: In a gay bar ..

apparently you're only gay if you push back

<hr width=100% size=1>My wife wanted tender treatment, so i stowed her whilst at sea

 

[Gunfleet]

Re: When Dining With Friends

And you are a Frascati Londoner.

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[billmacfarlane]

.......as the flames pour out of the compamionway !!!!

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: When Dining With Friends

You sure know how to hurt a girl!

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