Things not to say ..

[jimi]

like the lass at the airport in reponse to the question "What's in your bag" .." A bomb" or TK shortly after the crunch onto the brambles "Ooops I used last years tidetables" ... any other classics?

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[davel]

I like <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20040120.html> this one. </A>

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[snowleopard]

or <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_137.htm>this one</A>

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: to the queen

that reminds me i must buy some stamps

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[Rabbie]

Its unsinkable!.

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[jhr]

(1) To a Beneteau owner:

"I thought these things were equipped with dodgers"

(2) Can't remember chapter and verse, but wasn't there some US Civil war General who was reputed to have said, of the enemy, "They couldn't hit a barn door at this dista......"

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[Twister_Ken]

On departing Cherbourg

"I'm just going tae get my heid doon furra bit"

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.writeforweb.com/twister1>Let's Twist Again</A>

 

[david_e]

..where are your glasses Brian?

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[LadyInBed]

Monica Lewinsky was reputed to have said
"I voted Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth"

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[Mirelle]

In the Thames estuary

"There's always plenty of water here"

"Loads of tide left"

"We're nowhere near the .... sandbank"

I have been guilty of each of these...

<hr width=100% size=1>Que scais-je?

 

[ParaHandy]

D Blunkett Esq "we expect the police to use common sense"? (on news this pm)

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[Gunfleet]

Re: On departing Cherbourg

Which accent where you doing there?

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[NigeCh]

"That box contains a Kalaznikov Rocket Launcher."

Kingsford-Smith (Or Sydney)

It wasn't what I said but was what the daft immigration bit of paper said ..... "Have you been on a farm in the last 24 hours?" .... "Have you seeds in your pocket?" .... "Have you taken any prohibited drugs during the past 24 hours?"

YES, I imported a Kalaznikov rocket launcher complete with ammo into OZ .... but the best is yet to come .....


I've entered and exited the USA 11 times without a valid visa during the last 4 years.

The USA is SUPPOSEDLY the most secure place in the world .... and yet it's the easist of countries to enter/exit if you haven't got a visa.

DUBYA, I love you. You and your Homeland Protection badges are worth nothing.



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[qsiv]

Re: In the Thames estuary

and haven't we all said 'the sea will calm down when the tide turns' ..

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: On departing Cherbourg

D'ya nae ken Jockish whin ye sae it?

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.writeforweb.com/twister1>Let's Twist Again</A>

 

[claymore]

When Dining With Friends

Hoo lang dae ye reckin it wid tak me tae get ra boat frae ra Sooth up tae ra Hamelan? Wid ye be up tae helpin me oot - och a cannae wait tae be back in Scottish waters
Then post some daft nonsense about Brest and spending the summer in Brittany.

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Claymore
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[claymore]

Oh, come on ..

What could possibly go wrong

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: When Dining With Friends

Och, yer mans ainly a Chardonnay Scot.

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[claymore]

Re: When Dining With Friends

Aye - wi a penchant fer pineapple

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Claymore
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[ParaHandy]

Re: When Dining With Friends

that's rich coming from HM Purveyor of Fray Bentos Steak Pies (Tin Can Class) ...!

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