mirabriani
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A christian
You have two cows.
You keep one and give one to your neighbour.
A Socialist.
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
A Conservative
You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none. So what?
A Liberal
You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none.
You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office
who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay
the tax.
The people you voted for, take the tax money, buy a cow to give
to your neighbour.
You feel righteous.
A Communist
You have two cows
The government seizes both
and provides you with milk
A Fascist
You have two cows
The government seizes both
and sells you milk.
Democracy Western style
You have two cows
The government taxes you to the point
where you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign
country who only has one cow, which was a gift from
your country.
Capitalism Western Style
You have two cows
You sell one, buy a bull
and create a herd of cows.
Bureaucracy Western Style
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one
milks the other. Pays you for the milk,
then pours the milk down the drain.
An American Corporation
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce
the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A French Corporation
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A Japanese Corporation
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are a tenth of the size
and produce twenty times the milk.
A German Corporation
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.
An Italian Corporation
You have two cows
but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
A Russian Corporation
You have two cows.
You count them and learn that you have five cows.
You count them again and learn that you have 42 cows
You stop counting and open another bottle of Vodka
A Mexican Corporation
You think you have two cows
but you don't know what a cow looks like.
You take a nap.
A Swiss Corporation
You have 2,000 cows, none of which belongs to you
You charge for storing them for others.
A Brazilian Corporation
You have two cows.
You enter into a partnership with an American
Corporation. Soon you have 1,000 cows
The American Corporation declares bankruptcy.
An Indian Corporation
You have two cows.
You worship them
Regards Briani
You have two cows.
You keep one and give one to your neighbour.
A Socialist.
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
A Conservative
You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none. So what?
A Liberal
You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none.
You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office
who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay
the tax.
The people you voted for, take the tax money, buy a cow to give
to your neighbour.
You feel righteous.
A Communist
You have two cows
The government seizes both
and provides you with milk
A Fascist
You have two cows
The government seizes both
and sells you milk.
Democracy Western style
You have two cows
The government taxes you to the point
where you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign
country who only has one cow, which was a gift from
your country.
Capitalism Western Style
You have two cows
You sell one, buy a bull
and create a herd of cows.
Bureaucracy Western Style
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one
milks the other. Pays you for the milk,
then pours the milk down the drain.
An American Corporation
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce
the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A French Corporation
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A Japanese Corporation
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are a tenth of the size
and produce twenty times the milk.
A German Corporation
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.
An Italian Corporation
You have two cows
but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
A Russian Corporation
You have two cows.
You count them and learn that you have five cows.
You count them again and learn that you have 42 cows
You stop counting and open another bottle of Vodka
A Mexican Corporation
You think you have two cows
but you don't know what a cow looks like.
You take a nap.
A Swiss Corporation
You have 2,000 cows, none of which belongs to you
You charge for storing them for others.
A Brazilian Corporation
You have two cows.
You enter into a partnership with an American
Corporation. Soon you have 1,000 cows
The American Corporation declares bankruptcy.
An Indian Corporation
You have two cows.
You worship them
Regards Briani
