The rules

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1: SWMBO always makes the Rules.
2: The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3: No male can possibly know all the Rules.
4: If SWMBO suspects the Male knows all of the Rules, she must immediately change some of the Rules.
5: SWMBO is NEVER wrong.
6: If SWMBO is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was the result of something the Male did or said.
7: If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8: SWMBO can change her mind at any given point in time.
9: The Male can never change his mind without the written consent from SWMBO.
10: SWMBO has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11: The Male must remain calm at all times, unless SWMBO wants him to be angry or upset.
12: SWMBO must under NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13: Any attempt to document these Rules could result in bodily harm.
14: If SWMBO has PMS, all Rules are null and void

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none, Pauline, I think the Rules are fair and unbiased of course... /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

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