You do realise that if you ram up the back of a car no matter what you are to blame ,
same as a person, stop sniffing there bum and give them space 
The worst! We have a travelator come escalator ie flat, to get up to the supermarket within the market; people look surprised that there are 50 people behind them when they step off and stand stock still and wonder why people are shouting at them to move out the way!
I am sorry to hear you have been forced back onto land. I am recently berthed next to a four lane city road and find the constant hum quite nice because it reminds me of London, but without the police and ambulance sirens. And to be honest everyone says its busy here but a Londoner would call it deserted!
I call it the 'museum pace'. It's most annoying and far more tiring than simply walking briskly along to where you need to be.
I like that!
It was a freak 23°C sunny day on Sunday (now snowing today) here in Switzerland and sitting in the sun on the terrace for the postprandial coffee we were completely disturbed by the cacophony of powerful motorbikes streaming up the road incline across the small valley that lies between us, brought out like a few butterflies by the false spring. The constant racket kept drowning our conversation unlike any other traffic noise on that road.
