Moose
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A person called Roger someone, who is the science editor for The Times has just proved that Santa exists:
a) It is scientifically possible for Reindeer to fly, they use Super quantum mechanics to do this.
b) These flying reindeer by the miracle of a warp drive sleigh are pushed through the air( contrary to popular thought the sleigh actualy pushes the reindeer, the reindeer are merely a glorified breaking system)
c) Santa knows exactly what you want for Christmas by using Pshycokinetics and he can build the presents molocule by molocule while standing out side of your house using the same process.
So I conclude that Santa is real and that it is scientifically possible for him to deliver all the presents on time around the world in 1 night and that no harm what so ever is inflicted on him or his breaking system during the flight.
HA HA Col!!!
P.S I am not sure if would be possible for Santa to construct a chartplotter for BarryD unless, BarryD signs a disclamier making Santa exempt from any legal action taken as a result of BarryD not knowing how to use the plotter and hitting the Shingles bank off the west side of the IOW.
Good eve'n
<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by Moose on Wed Dec 5 19:32:42 2001 (server time).</FONT></P>
a) It is scientifically possible for Reindeer to fly, they use Super quantum mechanics to do this.
b) These flying reindeer by the miracle of a warp drive sleigh are pushed through the air( contrary to popular thought the sleigh actualy pushes the reindeer, the reindeer are merely a glorified breaking system)
c) Santa knows exactly what you want for Christmas by using Pshycokinetics and he can build the presents molocule by molocule while standing out side of your house using the same process.
So I conclude that Santa is real and that it is scientifically possible for him to deliver all the presents on time around the world in 1 night and that no harm what so ever is inflicted on him or his breaking system during the flight.
HA HA Col!!!
P.S I am not sure if would be possible for Santa to construct a chartplotter for BarryD unless, BarryD signs a disclamier making Santa exempt from any legal action taken as a result of BarryD not knowing how to use the plotter and hitting the Shingles bank off the west side of the IOW.
Good eve'n
<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by Moose on Wed Dec 5 19:32:42 2001 (server time).</FONT></P>