The countries leader

[Guest]

Tony Blair and David Blunkett in a meeting, knock at the door, security man walks in lift Blunketts guide dogs tail up, looks at it puts it down again , leaves room.
5 minutes later same again, security man comes in looks at dog etc, Blair and Blunkett carry on talking, third knock at door, another security man comes in looks at dog etc, just about to walk out, Blair asks him whats this all about? security man replies, security alert Mr Blair, weve been told that theres a dog in here with 2 arsoles!....

Best I can do im afraid im better at listening than telling.

paul js.

 

[ccscott49]

Pretty damn good! I did laugh and it's a true story isn't it? /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[tripleace]

excellent

<font color=red> laughed until I realised it was</font color=red> <font color=blue> true </font color=blue>

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[[448]]

On a point of order, it's 'country's leader', or have I missed the joke.
Cheers, Dave

 

[ccscott49]

Typical!! Somebody had to start correcting oor englis' yous a teecher??

 

[paulineb]

I am !

Pxx

 

[ccscott49]

Oops! Not going to get the cane out are we, please, oh yes please!

 

[paulineb]

Hey keep your mind on that rig or you'll have a gusher to deal with

Pxx

 

[ccscott49]

Too late!

 

[milltech]

I think you should all show more respect....greatest leader since Churchill... the greatest statesman Disraeli ... a man who takes the long view ...

..oh hell I'm going to puke

John

 

[ccscott49]

So you should aswell! Go and wash yer' mouth with soap and water! Fancy mentioning Bluuuuur and Churchill on the same page!!!