TEMPTATION ISLAND 2

[Guest]

London Weekend Television is making a new series of Temptation Island, and needs good looking singles and couples between 20 and 35. It would involve 2 weeks on a Thai Island this June - all expenses paid. All applicants welcome - phone 0870 90 90 208 or e'mail temptation2@granadamedia.com - and leave your details!

 

[ParaHandy]

Ooooh...James, James dahling...lead me to your casting couch.....

 

[KevL]

"good looking singles and couples between 20 and 35"

Not sure which bit of this hurts the most! In fact how many on this list fill these criteria?

KevL

 

[Forbsie]

I just squeeze in...35 round the waist and clutching an exceptionally good looking SINGLE malt.

 

[Guest]

On the other hand, we could treat Granada with the same degree of contempt they've shown the Nationwide League and refuse to take part in their tawdry and low-rent televisual pile of poo. Perdition on their house!

 

[Buck]

I satisfy the criteria in all but one way.......I'm not dead from the neck up.

Buck

The thing about men and fish is one is always trying to eat the other.

 

[lanason]

What has anyone between 20 & 356 and single got to offer.
You gotto be over 40 married with 4 kids to be worjth anything !!!!!
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Adrian

Don't call me "Sandra"
Cleopatra - yellow hull called Court Jester. Have you seen her ?

 

[trev]

And there's me thinking this was a MOTOR BOATING forum !!!

Trev

 

[byron]

I am a good looking couple and my age adds up easily to twice that within the range. If LWT took me they would get twice as much for half the money also I don't mind having affairs with 'birds' aged 20 -35. Makes sound business sense to use me what with my weight and age they get twice as much for their money.

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[oldgit]

Are they going to buy their own blimmmin burgee like everyone else thats wot i want to know.

Service with a snarl.

 

[hlb]

Maybe they've got more sence!!

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn