Tee shirt tagline

[Salty John]

Here are the first batch of nominees for the new Salty John tee shirt tagline. When I can decide on a shortlist I'll run a poll - if I can work out how to do that.

1. Life's a reach, then you gybe.
2. Have you flogged your crew today?
3. I'm not waving, you idiot, I'm drowning!
4. Dilution is not the solution to pollution.
5. Smart sailors think laterally.
6. I sail, therefore I am.
7. Support your Search & Rescue Team: Get lost!

A couple of non-saily ones cropped up that made me smile:

Grape: Uninteresting larval stage of wine.

Since I gave up hope I feel much better.

 

[iangrant]

How is my drinking?

Phone 0800 777453

 

[B175Chris]

I saw a great one in St Tropez, which is currently my signature - might work better for a Mobo crew though /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Koeketiene]

Born to Sail - Forced to Work

 

[Salty John]

Like it! I'll put it on the short list.

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

I have all the money I'll ever need - if I die by 4 today

What I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it

 

[pyrojames]

From St Lucia,

Live Slow, Sail Fast

 

[capnsensible]

The liver is evil and deserves to be punished.

 

[snowleopard]

Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be out on its own

 

[Rabbie]

1. 'We're gonna need a bigger boat'.

 

[BlueSkyNick]

[ QUOTE ]
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

[/ QUOTE ] Ha! so now we know how you got promoted !

 

[Jonny_H]

We had on the uni sailing team shirts ....

Our drinking team has a sailing problem /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Jonny

 

[shmoo]

"Ok, you win. It's my fault"

 

[Salty John]

Here's a couple I rejected as not boaty enough:

'Keep Uranus clean'

'Monday is the root of all evil'

 

[stephenh]

The t-shirt that I am wearing at the moment and tend mostly to wear coming up the Thames, going into Dover, Gibraltar and similar places simply reads :

" ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT "

It sorts out the customs / police officers who are with / without a sense of humour quite rapidly......

 

[LeonF]

Not nautical but got me smiling....seen on two, separate, feisty looking women....the first in Tarifa southern Spain, the second in Brixton market in south London..

When the going gets tough the tough go shopping

There's is nothing like being woken by a large cock in the morning...

 

[duncanmack]

" Got this T-shirt for the wife"

" Good trade "

 

[kingfisher]

* Owners' boat was called "free". So we all had t-shirts with "Free crew", "Free cook", "Free captain"
* There are two ways of doing things: the captains' way and the wrong way.

 

[ShipsWoofy]

"I have a walking stick, I am not a moron" /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif


EDIT>> PhotoDoug, eat your heart out, I have been killing forum threads since 2002 /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

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