Tee shirt tagline

Someone in the office has just suggested 'A dog is not just for Christmas, you can have it cold on Boxing Day.'

How about 'It runs off my back like duck's water'

'That's a nice gownless evening strap you're wearing.'
 
Life's too short to sail with ugly men

Serious drinking team with a sailing problem

When I say Starboard, I mean GET OUT OF THE BLOODY WAY!!

If you can read this, pull me back on the damn boat (printed upside down)

Tee Hee Hee
 
Years ago I was skipper for a Sail Training organisation. Two teenage girls turned up wearing T shirts.

One said: "Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me"

and the other's said

"Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Chains and Leather Excites Me"

I spent a lot of time trying (and failing) to keep the boys interested in sailing.
 
A popular one here from Banks beer - 'Save water, drink beer'

And from Cockspur rum (their symbol is a very macho cockerel with his chest puffed out) - 'It's the bionic cock that spurs you on' - these tee shirts are rather popular......

This has been around for a long time, but I didnt see it mentioned above 'Work is for those who don't know how to sail'
 
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