hagrid
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SWMBO\'s yes or no?
At last, a decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain
letters/pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates who are just as virile as
you.
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the
top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and
you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among
those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5 models 463 wild
nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
and 40,198 bi-sexual women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are
simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you
posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to
be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to
live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out,no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no
grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your
best friends. PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your
vacuum cleaner. PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know
so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they
may soon undertake.
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At last, a decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain
letters/pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates who are just as virile as
you.
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the
top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and
you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among
those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5 models 463 wild
nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
and 40,198 bi-sexual women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are
simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you
posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to
be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to
live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out,no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no
grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your
best friends. PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your
vacuum cleaner. PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know
so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they
may soon undertake.
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