SWMBO stuck in Lincolnshire ..please help

[jimi]

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/3556383.stm>Details about it here</A>

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[Alistairr]

Jimi,
With her being a 'Sperm Whale', Does that mean you've bin working over time again??/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif



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[ParaHandy]

evil bastid .. !!!

Jonah reports: "ra map hud 'Wash' oan it, so thocht ah'd frolic aboot tae git ra wee beasties aff ma back, ye ken. Ahm nae really lost"

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[claymore]

Brave, but foolish

I've done a screen dump and emailed the thread to a wee charter company just outside Oban.
They have promised to decorate the bulkhead of the boat you've chartered with the material. Should lead to an exciting start to the cruise

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[Twister_Ken]

Jimi, haven\'t you heard...

...about SisterWatch.

This is software patch developed by SWAMS (Sisters Working At Microsoft) which has been embedded (without Bill Gates knowledge) in all the latest versions of Microsoft software and operating systems. It constantly monitors keystroke activity looking for keystroke sequences which might indicate derogatory comments about the female of the species. If it detects suspicious activity then it automatically generates an alert addressed to the derogatized individual along the lines:

<font color=red>SisterWatch ALERT</font color=red>
<font color=blue> Your low down despicable man has been betrayed you in public.
He said (insert key sytroke sequence)
SisterWatch software sets punishment for use of this expression at (x) days of withdrawal of conjugal rights, adding strong laxatives to his favorite beer, and cancelling his susbscription to the Sports Channel.

Yours in sistahood.

SWAMS.</font color=blue>

Tremble, Jimi, you're up it without a paddle.


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[jimi]

What's all this about .. just got back from a meeting . that I've been in since 8:45am to 11:20am and discover some lowlife has been using my computer .. what should I do .. help!

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[longjohnsilver]

Aha, so Mrs Jimi has seen your post, best get home late tonite.................................

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