Swmbo has chucked me plotter in the Bin!!

[Kawasaki]

Bloody Nora!
Whilst commenting flippantly on the Major's plotter Post.
Swmbo has just announced

'I chucked that yellow thing with a screen on in the bins yesterday.
Well it was in yer bin by yer pute'

Feck me, I'd brought it off me bought cos I had to fix the connection thinghy.
It is/ was! powered by a fag lighter thinghy
Handy for jumping onto different peeps boats and stuff!

It was on me pute desk and I must have knocked it in the bin/basket

Anyway -- was a bit old and black and white
Anyway -- Swmbo is a bit old and could be black and blue, if I was a mean Bod!!
Plus I bought it off of a Forum member a few years back.

Do I ignore Mother's Day?
Do I find summat of Swmbo's and lob that in the Bin?

Do I follow MajorCatastrophe (cos He's got a new plotter) or do I delve into Her Purse and get me a new un?

Thing is
There was another yellow thing that needed to go in the Bin
A spotlight that's duff I bought from B&Q
She kept that and stuck it on me desk

The Female mind
How does it work?!

 

[oGaryo]

The Female mind
How does IT work?!

a question and a statement I presume... IT works on the principle of 1's and zero's structured in such a way as to produce a logical outcome to a given problem.. in complete contrast to the female mind

 

[Kawasaki]

a question and a statement I presume... IT works on the principle of 1's and zero's structured in such a way as to produce a logical outcome to a given problem.. in complete contrast to the female mind

Kinnel Gary
Your reply has fecked me head further
'How does it work'
The Female mind I meant

Puters/Plotters -- all bloody confusing ter Me!
Maybe Swmbo was right to lob the Gadgett in the Trash!

But I need one.
I instruct peeps how not to bash sandbanks and stuff.
The peeps like electrickery bits
So I have to understand how they work etc

1's and zero's, yer right there
Swmbo thinks there are some 1's and loads of zeros behind
In me Bank

 

[Searush]

Why not just go & get it out? I trust it was waterproof? So simply wash it clean & dry it off. Or has it gone to landfill? Some councils sort the garbage to reduce the amount buried - there are significant Govt payments per tonne of lanfill saved, perhaps it can still be recovered?

 

[hlb]

That bloody thing dint work and anyway you said they were from the devil.

Cant help with wimins minds though.

 

[AndieMac]

Sounds like the perfect excuse for an upgrade Kwacka........plotter thats is

You could well find the newer machines are going to be more user friendly anyway.
I am sure some of the clever GPS users on the forum can advise on what to get and where, being semi portable etc..

 

[Kawasaki]

As hlb says
It was a bit duff anyway
Just used for lat and long and speed over the ground!

But swmbo didn't know that.

So that lets me off the hook for gardening duties etc for a bit!
And like yer say, I can upgrade with a clear conscience!!!
Plotter that is!
Searush
I went ter the tip
The Tip lads took the pee and offered me little sympathy --- Terwats!

But I did find a spare tyre there ,that was better than me spare for me old Shogun!!

Hid it
Case Swmbo recycles it!!

 

[AndieMac]

I went ter the tip

But I did find a spare tyre there ,that was better than me spare for me old Shogun!!

Hid it
Case Swmbo recycles it!!

Ok Kwacka...I'm starting to see to whats going on here.....

I'm going to take a guess here mate, but has Nora has issues with your collection of 'useful' bits and pieces before?

Is your shed full, and now things are making their way into the house?

 

[Kawasaki]

Terwat!
I have a 24 ft by 24ft 'shed'
Which is burstin at the seams!

Fenders, motorbikes,anchors,motorbike bits,old drills,bits of rope,etc etc and me garden shed?
Old lawn mower, spades, forks, bits of cycle bikes (that Searush needs) a stationary engine, probably a partridge an a pear tree somewhere too!
Oh! an lots of usefull bits that will come in handy one day!!!

 

[AndieMac]

There are two ways to handle this problem.......

1). Get a bigger shed.

2). You don't want to know about number 2...(it involves clearing out the shed )

 

[Kawasaki]

There are two ways to handle this problem.......


2). You don't want to know about number 2...(it involves clearing out the shed )

My Swmbo has some antipodian relatives
Who think like this too

I told Her its ok for them.

Marsupuals can keep there 'bits' in the pouch.

Plus Her Sis lives in a Place called Paradise Island
The grass don't grow
And Hubby has a boat at the bottom of the garden
He can't drive it proper like
His barbie is good though!

He looks like He could give a Croc a good argument!

'But He sang as He sat there waitin till his billy boiled'
So I knicked His Boomerang

But the Airline said I'd need a return ticket for it!!

 

[AndieMac]

"Paradise Island"

Thats where the flash folks live Kwacka....the gold coast (as you know) is full of canal houses, big boats and bronzed ladies, but suppose you didn't notice them

We haven't had a bit of late night (for you) banter for a while

 

[nonitoo]

It's old I know but perhaps appropriate ???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qPvvDE5i-s&feature=grec

Tom

 

[LittleShip]

Swmbo has just announced
'I chucked that yellow thing with a screen on in the bins yesterday.

To quote a certain Menia Bank bouncer.....

" Yer dont need a comp thing for the Menia, I can draw you enough info on a fag packet"

I wonder who said that, or something very similar.

Dont worry Kwacker, you cant see the screen when your eyes are full of water.

Tom

 

[Kawasaki]

Dont worry Kwacker, you cant see the screen when your eyes are full of water.

Tom

Swmbo only told Me She had lobbed it in the Bin just when I was poking fun at MajorCatastrophe's Plotter post!!
Didn't know whether to laugh or cry
Anyway
Enough of this Forum stuff
Off to test a boat in the Straits

Oh eck!
Just realised
It aint got no plotter either
Ang on, where's that fag packet?

 

[Andyroonot]

SWMBO

Slight diversion from the original topic...

However - I'm usually up there with my abbreviations but can someone please put me out of my misery...SWMBO????

 

[Sneds]

She Who Must Be Obeyed
S W M B O

 

[Major Catastrophe]

I have a 24 ft by 24ft 'shed'
Which is burstin at the seams!

Fenders, motorbikes,anchors,motorbike bits,old drills,bits of rope,etc etc and me garden shed?
Old lawn mower, spades, forks, bits of cycle bikes (that Searush needs) a stationary engine, probably a partridge an a pear tree somewhere too!
Oh! an lots of usefull bits that will come in handy one day!!!

I don't spose you 'ave a RIB bench seat in there? I need one.

 

[LittleShip]

I don't spose you 'ave a RIB bench seat in there? I need one.

No you dont......it looks much better when you ride side saddle

Tom

 

[Searush]

No you dont......it looks much better when you ride side saddle

Tom

I think a Bath Chair woulb be more appropriate given the Major's seniority. And the wickerwork would be very light & allow water to drain away easily.

Getting his leg over is clearly becoming an issue now.