Swmbo has chucked me plotter in the Bin!!

Oi ! Listen here you ... this lot dont need any help getting at me, especially from somebody who perverts his wood pile like that. :)

Tom

Talking of perverts, I was given an outside tour of the LS Woodpile today. I wasn't invited to climb inside the condom to have a rummage in the drink cabinet or to see the repairs in progress on the sliding door I broke last year.
 
Talking of perverts, I was given an outside tour of the LS Woodpile today. I wasn't invited to climb inside the condom to have a rummage in the drink cabinet or to see the repairs in progress on the sliding door I broke last year.

MajorCatastrophe.
Think Yourself lucky/fortunate Sir!
I entered the condom recently.

There was lots of sticky stuff about:eek:
Spose that's the drawback of life in a condom
Anyway, I digress.

I think said Cabinet is bereft of alcohol
Well.
All I got was a cuppa an a chocky bicky.

Not much reward for climbing a rickety ladder

Well that was OK I suppose

But after a while 'ZZZZZZ's and a few more 'ZZZZ's I did awaken from the near Coma.

'Yer see Kwacka, the thing about wooden boats etc etc etc etc etc'

Kinnel! that was the hardest earned cuppa and choky biscuit I,ve ever earned in me life:D
 
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