Substitute for Cooking oil

[boatmike]

If I cook my chips in Diesel should I use Fuel Set?

 

[richardandtracy]

Remember to claim the fuel duty back before you eat the chips though - your beneficiaries will need the money.

Regards

Richard.

 

[bobgosling]

You will find that the main problem is that your chip shop will smell like a boat.

 

[Evadne]

Unless you eat them quickly enough you will find that your bores will glaze. The NHS is not particularly geared up to this obscure form of self abuse, so use Senna or ex-lax to combat it. Or a left-handed 12mm reaming tool.
Hope this helps,
Dave

 

[simonfraser]

remember to inform your relatives, they can use your body fat for the car, assuming it's a diesel of course

 

[richardandtracy]

Body fat's much more useful for soap making though. I've used the grill pan leavings for making soft soap with the kids, and I doubt human fat's much different from pork fat.

Regards

Richard.

 

[simonfraser]

and you're not in jail yet ?

 

[2Tizwoz]

What's wrong with cooking in diesel? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif You can eat grease and drink engine oil

 

[simonfraser]

making soap out of kids fat has it's problems ;-))

 

[richardandtracy]

Close run thing I think.

Regards

Richard.

 

[pappaecho]

You cant claim the duty back because C&E do not have "any mechanism to do so"

 

[rodwhite]

I would not get much fat out the kids but now looking at the wife and might be onto a few quid

 

[simonfraser]

hmm, i wonder what they do with all the fat after lipo . . .

 

[boatmike]

Oh gross!!!! Please!!!! Ughhh!!!!

 

[simonfraser]

hmm, who started this thread ??

 

[boatmike]

I dunno..... Some daft old fart with time on his hands I suppose... Should be locked in the lounge really.....