Stupid things..

[iangrant]

I always thought that a service wash in a launderette was for the Army.

Mrs G thought that port side to meant two boats out.. how do you know how many out? she asked one day..oh, and I thought you were so clever..

Ian

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[Clive_Rigden]

Eh . . . ?

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[jimi]

I thought the civil service implied politeness

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[ShipsDog]

I thought Bedouin was a smelly arab.

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[iangrant]

That's no way to talk about young Piers!

Ian

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[SadandSolo]

I though I was sad cos I was all alone, but it was'nt it was cos I can't play cards.

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[Clive_Rigden]

twice Eh . . . ?

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[cloudnine]

That's amazing, only last Sunday MS C9 and I had the following exchange on leaving the C & N fuel berth.
" Port side to on our berth so you can leave fenders and lines"
"What is port side one?" said she.
" No" says I, " I said port side to ON our berth"
"Yes" says she, "but what is port side one?"
I said, rather loudly, as the wind was blowing a bit, " No, NO!, I said port side to ON, ON our berth".
"Look" she said, " if there is a port side two, there must be a port side one!. And don't you shout at me!!!"

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[Clive_Rigden]

. . . and thrice Eh ?

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[cloudnine]

OK, I give up! What ARE you talking about??

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[StugeronSteve]

I once thought that I could see the light at the end of the tunnel....

.....It was just some b*****d with a torch bringing more work for me to do. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Eh ?

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[Cotillion]

I thought Manual Labour was a Spaniard, and Muffin the Mule was a sex offence.

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[Peppermint]

I thought Port Side was in Egypt.

But then I thought Wan Kin was in China.

Oh! Phuket I can't do geography.

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[Colin_S]

I thought ten minutes was .......... well ten minutes

Then I met my wife.

Currently waiting for her to get ready "I´ll only be another 10 minutes" - that was 1 hour ago...............

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[kinta]

REGATTA.......... Organised sailing competition that pits your skills against your opponents' luck.

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[Rowana]

Just leave him alone - He'll play for hours!

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[Clive_Rigden]

Good evening?
Worth the wait?

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