Status Titles

[BarryH]

Been trying to think of ways of making this place seem a bit brighter. The title given to users is a good starting point. Lets face it, when you click on the 'who's on line' screen, we all look like a load of druggies with the title 'User'. So musing over thr problem whilst sitting here playing with drills and taps, I've come up with some alternatives. Fell free to amend or add as you see fit,

Learner Would be broker or could be Analyst
byron Old Sage
Boatone Porno shutter man
Duncan Acrobat
tcm Forum Accountant
PaulineB Agony aunt
Syd Accident prone
hlb Fixer (as in jailspeak for people who procure things)
Aztec Fire starter
BarryH Mum can I leave my room, I'll be good(private joke)
Brendans Big brother (he's always on here)

Right, I've started you off. Can't think of anymore at the mo. So, other suggestions please!!

 

[paulineb]

sod off ! - I'm not a bloody agony aunt

Pxx

 

[byron]

How can I be an 'Old Sage' all I ever do is talk nonsense. Syd should be 'Essex Boy' because all he ever does is primp his hair, worry about his make-up and totter about in a pair of skin tight white trousers and a halter top.

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[BarryH]

Exactly!!

 

[boatone]

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So, other suggestions please!!

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Pauline said it.....sod off.......

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[byron]

Tony... you could be 'Snaphappy'

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[BarryH]

Ah yeah, forgot forbsie - Lounge Lizard

 

[EME]

No .... I prefer 'Snappy'

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[Bejasus]

I guess that makes me 'Smuggler'.

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