Spindly-legged Tallboy

[tcm]

I have discovered oneof these in the garage and minded to chuck it in the skip. Alternatively, I might well offer it for sale in the upcoming transfer window. Any offers?

 

[ChrisKaye]

10p and 22litres of used engine oil ??

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

500 pesetas?

 

[longjohnsadler]

You could try swapping it for an antique ryangiggs (sort of Welsh Snappy Dresser), several Louis Quinze O'lager, or an Ashley Coal Scuttle.