Snoring swine in the bilges.

[Woodlouse]

Doesn't the noise get annoying after a while?

 

[Sixpence]

only if they've been drinking the wine stored in the bilges

 

[Woodlouse]

Roomy bilges they must be. Dunno why they don't turn it into a basement.

 

[Sixpence]

would you want to live in the basement ?

 

[Woodlouse]

Not with the swine.

 

[Sixpence]

Nothing wrong with piggies , got two here , not indoors you understand , but they're clean ladies , just not my type

 

[Woodlouse]

I'm not saying their dirty. But in my experience they are not the best company as the conversation is about as fulfilling as is usually obtainable from a particularly antisocial teenager.

 

[Sixpence]

Oh dear me no , you can have far more inteligent conversations with pigs than you'll ever get from a teenager

 

[Woodlouse]

The occasional squeal will probably add an extra dimension to the discussion, but it's all grunting to me. Of course it all depends on the breed (of pig) in question I suppose.

 

[Sixpence]

Ah now there you have it , mine are Gloucester Oldspots , a particularly intelligent breed , now if you tried having a chat with a Saddleback you'd be in trouble , they just hate civilised conversation of any kind

 

[charon]

Difficult talking to Tamworths too. I think it's the accent you know.

 

[JasB]

Snoring Swine? I have a inboard 2 stroke as well, although I wouldn't describe it as 'snoring'

 

[VicS]

[ QUOTE ]
you can have far more inteligent conversations with pigs

[/ QUOTE ] Don't they make good backup navigation systems as well. If the GPS goes t*ts up you throw a pig over the side and follow it don't you.

Never figured out how to enter the waypoints though!

 

[Sixpence]

Er , nope , you're thinking of homing pig eons