duppamiller
Member
Couldn't resist quoting yesterday's Portishead marina newsletter (sorry Damo!):
"Please accept our apologies for the lack of women’s showers in the boatyard facilities building. Unfortunately, the showers were stolen at the beginning of the week. Replacement units will be fitted as soon as possible and we will be reviewing the access arrangements. The wash down area in the boatyard is available and the Berthing Masters have offered their assistance……. or alternative shower facilities can be found in the Marina Control Building."
I should point out that my confidence in the marina is undiminished (among the best I've come across) - but it did make me laugh!
"Please accept our apologies for the lack of women’s showers in the boatyard facilities building. Unfortunately, the showers were stolen at the beginning of the week. Replacement units will be fitted as soon as possible and we will be reviewing the access arrangements. The wash down area in the boatyard is available and the Berthing Masters have offered their assistance……. or alternative shower facilities can be found in the Marina Control Building."
I should point out that my confidence in the marina is undiminished (among the best I've come across) - but it did make me laugh!