Sex

[catmandoo]

Must be quite a restricted space . How do you get all the dots in line and single handed too

 

[snowleopard]

no, just a cheap trick to try for the record thread. doesn't seem to be working though.

obviously the denizens of this forum think colregs are better than sex. but what else would you expect from a bunch of wrinklies like us? (with apologies to the few who don't fall into that category)

 

[johnwest]

Isn't sex what posh people have their coal delivered in?
" I'll have three sex today please coalman "

 

[DavidofMersea]

Aren\'t sailor more active?

I would have thought that the sort of person that enjoys an active pastime such as sailing is more likely to be sexually active, and therefore more interested in this second pastime, than someone who, for example just watches the Telly, football etc. Don't you agree Mirabraini?

 

[StellaGirl]

Cock Pit ......

 

[Becky]

i was beaten to this one, my broadband let me down yeaterday. I would have said the cockpit locker, I used to windsurf and as everyone knows, windsurfers do it standing up. But these days, a soggy Avon could look more inviting /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[cliff]

[ QUOTE ]
Jings Cliff, yer a helluva man! (RE:Forepeak, salon table, aft cabin, nav table. shower, foredeck, cockpit, tender.........)

Are you a single-handed sailor perchance?

[/ QUOTE ]

Not usually, and that lot is before we leave the marina (with the exception of the fore deck)
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[cliff]

[ QUOTE ]
The position is undignified
the pleasure momentary, and,
the expense is intolerable

GBS

[/ QUOTE ]

We were discussing sex not sailing!

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[catmandoo]

Afew drops of Soltron will soon disperse the haze .

Also guaranteed to improve performance if taken one hour before

 

[DavidofMersea]

Sex, don\'t we all love it !!!!

> just a cheap trick to try for the record thread. doesn't seem to be working though.

It was just a bit of fun, and I must confess that I did wonder whether it would be a record thread - Obviously you are quite wrong when you say it "doesn't seem to be working".

Only people that are interested in sex will have looked at this thread, and that would seem to be most Scuttlebutters, including you Snowleopard

 

[sailorman]

Re: Sex, don\'t we all love it !!!!

East Coasters "Do it in the Mud" /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[powerskipper]

Re: Sex, don\'t we all love it !!!!

Ann Summers has a sale on at the mo, very light weight clothing and pack very small for those those boats where space is a premium. Quick drying to.

 

[sailorman]

Re: Sex, don\'t we all love it !!!!

<font color="red"> QUESTION !!!!! </font>









WHERE THE HELL IS PAULINE /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[mirabriani]

Re: Aren\'t sailor more active?

Sorry David I will not be drawn on this.
You see Dearheart has never been onboard
Therefore any answer I give will result difficult
questions and even more difficult answers.

 

[Colin_S]

Some of you may be interested in my new distant learning courses which include:

Consumate Crew
Day Porker
Offshore bonk master

There's also a short course in knot tying including:

Brief knot - ideal for repairs to panties ripped off in a moment of lust
C-love hitch - great for tying your lover to the mast for all to see
Also the Sheep shank and Granny knot - go figure.....

Practical courses also available, please PM your photo for an estimate /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[mirabriani]

Might it also include
Navigation training and
Stimulation software?

Regards Briani

 

[jimi]

Acshully I fancy wild passion whilst swinging about in a bosunesses chair . join the forty foot high club!

 

[BobE]

Only in Comely Bank , Jockland... /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Mike21]

Navigation training?

Thought sailors liked to do it by instinct and just feel their way

 

[powerskipper]

well now we find out for sure