Scientific investigation

ChrisP

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Object of exercise to evaluate the electrical potential between the source and earth.
Reason for investigation, frequent complaint about electric shock when touching the boat and to establish a recognisable scale of reaction of wife to electric shock thus enabling the voltage to be calculated without the use of expensive instruments.

Source :- Humber stern gear.
Test equipment:- Mrs P

Results.
Shock voltage 0Vac
Indicated by 2 touches of the metal work and a satisfied Humph, followed by the climbing if the bathing ladder.

Shock voltage 45Vac
Indicated by 1 touch of metal work, followed by anguished cry of OH F**K and 2 spinning hops on one leg while shaking hand.

Due to the unreasonable reaction of the test equipment (Mrs P). I have been unable to investigate higher voltages. Does anybody out there have data available that will enable me to complete the ChrisP scale of voltage leakage thus entitling me to a noble prize for science.

Thanks for your assistance and you will of course be mentioned in the paper when I publish the completed findings.

ChrisP ;-)

P.S. Would have delved deeper into the cause of the shock problem had it not been for the fact that Mr B is having a beer free month and it’s just too great a temptation to sit in front of him with a shining clear pint. Watching him drool while you drink it.
 

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Suggested remedy. Touch source of static with foot (in shoe) this appears to earth the current. It worked for me with filing cabinets on nylon carpet.
 

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Sujest adding Meter to Mrs P, so as to reclaim expence of lost power output, inputted to the said Mrs P. also including cost of meter and instalation on the person of said subject.
Contract to include rental income for meter, plus extra cost of private electicity source.

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Your experiments may be foiled by the high resistance of wife: before she touches anything metal, you should drench her in water. Repeat experiments after drying the wife off and spraying her with WD40. Consider also connecting together several women in series (lying on top of each other), and then in parallel with a scaffold pole or very thick wires, and report back results.
 
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Hi Chris, Now we know why you refer to Di as the 'current' Mrs. P!!!

KCA
 
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