schools in! all sit quietly.

[powerskipper]

Powerskipper is the teacher.

BrendaS will you stop throwing paper aeroplanes please!

Paulineb , no you cannot use the karma sutra as a book assignment and demonstrate the postures involved with MrB

Depsol stop trying to run your homework racket in class would not be to bad but you get it wrong to!

Bonetone you do not need 3 computers and an Internet linkup to write the homework essay

Alistarr stop putting the end of the girls pink tails in the inkwells

Jools of top cat, Will you sit down and stop trying to straiten ever poster on the wall, I like the boat going up hill!

TCM no you cannot have my desk because it is bigger than yours.

BarryH WAKE UP!!!!

martynwhiteley Yes the odds on getting a winning lotto ticket are very high.

Observer . Yes the rules do say that all students can have a break but not at 9.05

Solitaire, please answer the question in fewer than 50 words please, and no joke’s please!

Now who else is here?

No offence meant by above

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[mainshiptom]

Julie

Very good !

Tom

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[Althorne]

So glad I gave her an apple this morning!

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[jimi]

Wonder if Mike21 gave her one as well?

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[powerskipper]

he's absent at mo!


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[BrendanS]

psssss, Pauline, swap you 3 aeroplanes, 2 ciggies, and 3p for the Kama Sutra, and will you show me your knickers?

This is fun, just like being 5 again!

Brendan, plastering the ceiling with inked papier mache pellets with a hollow Bic

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[Althorne]

How would you know you've never got past 3

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[Andrew_Fanner]

There's a girl in 3C
With a wart on her knee
And a pimple upon her behind
I gave her 3p
And she showed it to me
Don't you think that was awfully kind?

Wonder what she'd do for a quid.

(orignally by Bill Oddie in The Goodies File IIRC)

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[boatone]

well considering this is year seven its certainly time he stopped coming to school in huggies......

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[boatless]

Please Miss, when is coffee served, and can I nip out for a cigar while you're doing the colregs bit? I'm a wafi and don't really need to know that bit.

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[BrendanS]

Yeah, expelled for impropriety with a female teacher behind the bike sheds /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

I asked her to change my huggies, then suprised her with a.....

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[peterandjeanette]

Do you still use the cane. I do hope so!!

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[powerskipper]

now be a good boy and sit and listen, you never know when you mite need this info, And juice and biscuits only in half an hour

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[powerskipper]

only if your really really naughty/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[boatone]

amazing what you learn about people on here....../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[powerskipper]

very ingenious but did you have to use permanent ink /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

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[powerskipper]

DEPSOL, will you get off that mobile and turn it off, give it to me, NOW, you can have it back at the end of the day,
Right young man, 50 lines, saying
" I will not use my mobile in school and will not have a tantrum when it is confiscated"

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[PaulF]

Yes, it appears that the serious business of keeping the wheels of industry turning are coming a halt early this week. Maybe its the influence if SIBS, or just Friday POETS day kicking in.

I will leg it down to Hamble shortly to do some cleaning on shared boat, prior to visitations by prospective buyers.

Ho hum, hope they are not tyre kickers!

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[BrendanS]

can I be milk monitor today? please!

I've got a crate full of little itty bitty milk bottles ready to stick the straws into

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[DepSol]

Its ok I wil just have to log in on my PDA and surf the net instead.

Your just jelous cos I am earning more than you.

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