Sartorial one-upmanship

[longjohnsadler]

I received a telephone call from Parahandy today to tell me he was on the way to his tailor to order a cream linen suit. He followed this up by asking for recommendations for fake tan.
Being a bit of a fashionisto myself - especially for Asda's prestigious 'George' label - does this mean we can expect handbags at dawn?

 

[jimi]

ermine, mate, ermine

 

[Talbot]

I do hope you have ordered your pith helmet, as a gentleman should not be abroad in the mid-day sun without it.

 

[longjohnsadler]

I'm sure we'll all be properly pith'd by the time we arrive in Thaint Martin

 

[Talbot]

Now thats taking the pith! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[sailbadthesinner]

I would respond saying you are in your outfitters and are not sure of the correct epaulette and number of stripes on your cuff for admiral, can he advise?