Sailing Oxymorons

[jellyellie]

I'll start:

Dry bilge.

 

[SimbaDog]

British Summer

 

[djs]

cheap fix

 

[sarabande]

self-setting anchor

automatic bilge pump

wind charger

spinnaker release clip

self-draining cockpit

low-maintenance GRP

anti-fouling paint

adjustable backstay

non-slip deck

 

[WindermereColvic]

Chandlers sale!

 

[Woodlouse]

Motor sailor.

 

[Cliveshep]

New Labour - nothing to do with sailing apart from the fact that they've foundered!

 

[OGITD]

Everyone!?

Everyone makes the effort to attend the musters.

 

[LadyInBed]

Anti Fouling

 

[Sans Bateau]

The weather forecast says we will have the wind on the beam.

This will be a nice quiet anchorage

 

[[2574]]

cheap berth

 

[snowleopard]

Competent crew

Ducks & runs for cover.

 

[Wunja]

best anchor

 

[john_morris_uk]

cheap marina berth

 

[Poignard]

Buyers' market.

Easily installed

 

[LittleSister]

Practical Boat Owner

 

[Billjratt]

Blue water
Maint-free anything
self priming

 

[Liz_I]

A 5 minute job (on the boat)

 

[puddock]

a dirty weekend on the boat......

 

[David_Jersey]

A weather forecast - that covers earlier today.